1. You will see an entire spectrum of leopard print.
(Wow such leopard.)
2. And you will most certainly find some of these hats.
3. And a variety of cut-out and mesh tops.
Because that one part of your stomach might get cold!
4. There will be some seriously big balls.
5. Of multiple varieties.
6. You'll also get some history and Spanish lessons!
7. And there will be a lot of where-you-come-from pride.
8. There will certainly be no shortage of butts.
9. And there will be dale sunglasses available for purchase!
10. You'll hear some sampling that's not from Pitbull's discography.
11. And you will witness the effects of "Turn Down for What" firsthand.
12. You will be mesmerized by Pitbull's simple, but expert moves. Like air guitar...
13. Rolling the dice...
14. And of course, head bobbing.
15. You'll be surrounded by forty- and fiftysomething groups of friends.
16. And you may unfortunately encounter some racism.
17. You'll also see Pitbull’s many collaborators, but only on screen.
18. And you will encounter people who did indeed stop the party.
This woman turned down for I'm not sure what. Then she rallied, thanks to her dale glasses and giant Pitbull glow-in-the-dark stick. But it didn't last for long. ¿Qué no pare la fiesta?