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    The Definitive Ranking Of Ms. Frizzle's Outfits

    But really, how did she afford a new one for each day on a teacher's salary?

    54. "Works Out" (Season 3, Episode 9)

    53. "Goes On Air" (Season 4, Episode 4)

    52. "In The Arctic" (Season 3, Episode 2)

    51. "Plays Ball" (Season 1, Episode 10)

    50. "The Family Holiday Special" (Season 3, Episode 13)

    49. "Hops Home" (Season 1, Episode 5)

    48. "Gets Charged" (Season 4, Episode 10)

    47. "Gets Eaten" (Season 1, Episode 4)

    46. "Goes To Mussel Beach" (Season 4, Episode 3)

    45. "Goes to Seed" (Season 1, Episode 11)

    44. "Gets Planted" (Season 3, Episode 10)

    43. "Getting Energzied" (Season 2, Episode 10)

    42. "Goes Upstream" (Season 3, Episode 8)

    41. "Out of this World" (Season 2, Episode 11)

    40. "Takes A Dive" (Season 4, Episode 13)

    39. "Meets the Rot Squad" (Season 1, Episode 6)

    38. "Spins a Web" (Season 3, Episode 3)

    37. "Gets Swamped" (Season 4, Episode 5)

    36. "Flexes Its Muscles" (Season 2, Episode 2)

    35. "Ups and Downs" (Season 2, Episode 13)

    34. "Going Batty" (Season 2, Episode 4)

    33. "Butterfly And The Bog Beast" (Season 2, Episode 5)

    32. "Revved Up" (Season 1, Episode 8)

    31. "Gets Ready, Set, Dough" (Season 1, Episode 9)

    30. "Gains Weight" (Season 4, Episode 8)

    This jumpsuit is certainly an improvement. But now there is a globe by the crotch. Apparently, The Frizz has really been places.

    29. "In The Haunted House" (Season 1, Episode 8)

    28. "Wet All Over" (Season 2, Episode 6)

    There's nothing all that special about this dress either, but again, props for the entrance and the fact that she was able to fit it beneath a wetsuit.

    27. "Cold Feet" (Season 2, Episode 12)

    26. "Under Construction" (Season 3, Episode 4)

    25. "Makes A Stink" (Season 4, Episode 9)

    24. "Cracks A Yolk" (Season 4, Episode 2)

    Lily Pulitzer would've loved these polkadots — and the pink and green color combination. It's pretty classic. But though this hat is daring (and tres '80s), I expect more from The Frizz.

    23. "For Lunch" (Season 1, Episode 2)

    Not exactly the most innovative, but who doesn't love a dress that can include tacos, cheese, and dentures?

    22. "In A Pickle" (Season 2, Episode 7)

    21. "In The City" (Season 4, Episode 12)

    20. "Sees Stars" (Season 4, Episode 7)

    19. "Works Out" (Season 3, Episode 9)

    18. "Goes Cell-Ular" (Season 4, Episode 6)

    17. "All Dried Up" (Season 1, Episode 7)

    16. "Blows Its Top" (Season 2, Episode 1)

    15. "Makes a Rainbow" (Season 3, Episode 7)

    14. "Gets A Bright Idea" (Season 3, Episode 5)

    13. "In A Beehive" (Season 3, Episode 1)

    A) How did she get in this faux hive? B) How long did she stay in said faux hive? C) How did she make said faux hive roll at the perfect moment? D) How is her dress so fabulous and unwrinkled after staying in said faux hive for an unknown amount of time? The mysteries and gloriousness of The Frizz, you guys.

    12. "In The Rain Forest" (Season 3, Episode 11)

    11. "Rocks and Rolls" (Season 3, Episode 12)

    10. "Taking Flight" (Season 2, Episode 9)

    9. "Gets Ready, Set, Dough" (Season 1, Episode 9)

    8. "Shows And Tells" (Season 3, Episode 6)

    7. "Gets Lost in Space" (Season 1, Episode 1)

    6. "Gets Programmed" (Season 4, Episode 11)

    5. "Gets Ants In The Pants" (Season 1, Episode 12)

    4. "Inside Ralphie" (Season 1, Episode 3)

    Um, the bottle of cough syrup on her dress is actually pouring medicine into a spoon. It is helpful and magical all at once!

    3. "Kicks Up A Storm" (Season 1, Episode 13)

    Polka raincoat? Check. Adorable hat? Check. Fancy gloves? Check. Magic wellies that can fit with cute flats underneath them? Check. EVEN MORE MAGICAL DRESS AND EARRINGS that flash lightning bolts? Check and check.

    2. "The Busasaurus" (Season 2, Episode 3)

    Hi. These are PINK AND RED Stegosaurus booties. She is shutting it the fuck down.

    1. "Meets Molly Cule" (Season 4, Episode 1)

    This may not be as flashy as other Ms. Frizzle looks, but she is wearing studded sunglasses, electric guitar earrings, and a Saturday Night Fever-meets-Santa Clause jumpsuit. Oh, and some purple shoes to top the whole thing off. It doesn't really get better than this.