The Definitive Ranking Of Ms. Frizzle's Outfits

There is no excuse for this sweatsuit, Ms. Frizzle. I expect more, even for your activewear.

At least it's a jumpsuit and not a sweatsuit?

Hammer earrings and a bowling pin dress? Major point deduction for lack of coherent theme here.

There are a menorah and wreath in the background, but if there is one thing Ms. Frizzle believes in, it's recycling apparently. Though that's not the case when it comes to her clothing. Your hypocrisy will not be rewarded here, Ms. Frizzle.

Just a sun and some frogs and grass? Come on.

Lightbulbs and batteries? Yawn.

Nautical-themed? Step your game up, Frizz.

Well, this looks familiar.

Personally, I loathe tomatoes so I would've gone with a different vegetable for this garden-themed sundress. But the hat and watering can earrings almost make up for it.

Vegetation again, but at least there are no tomatoes. And a solid entrance as well.

Just some windmills. Very Quixotic, but nothing to see here.

Just some sea creatures. Nothing to see here.

Just some asteroids and stars. Nothing to see here.

Just an astronaut-meets-scuba-diving suit-slash-helmet. Nothing to see here.

Worm/beetle dress? Minus 5. Shroom earrings? Plus 10.

Standard eight-legged fare, but props for the creatively arranged straws (and the fact that she comes bearing snacks and drink).

There's nothing too special about this fish-themed rain jacket, but there is something special about a lady who can pull off an umbrella hat.

Turquoise suits The Frizz, and I do enjoy this very geometric design, even though it seems like a missed opportunity for those gears to actually turn.

Cute hat, Frizz. But this school bus does not take field trips to Connecticut.

There's nothing all that original about this bat look, but at least she is fully committed to it.

Same goes for this butterfly look, which was also accompanied by flying (bonus points) and a fucking terrifying headpiece (minus points).

It's pretty cool that Ms. Frizzle is so handy when it comes to fixing the bus, but like, there are screws on her chest here, you guys.

Props for another jumpsuit, changing it up from her standard dress of choice, but much like the screws on the chest, it's not the best choice to have a giant hammer by one's crotch. Also, enough screwdriver-themed wear. Please and thank you.

Yes, it's another jumpsuit. But this one is slightly less screw-y and more protractor-y and there is no symbolism by the crotch, so it gets a leg up over the others. Also, The Frizz has paired this red number with Timbs, which, YAAASS!

From skunks to trash cans, this dress celebrates all things odorous. Truly, there has never been anything else like it. But that's probably for the best.

I believe this is some sort of funghi/amoeba dress, which The Frizz is wearing with pickle earrings that are almost as large as the pickle she's eating. Because, of course.

A workout look straight out of Clarissa Darling's closet. It is everything.

A diamond gown with pockets AND a choker? Literally no one else could pull this off.

This hot pink and purple striped dress with green cowboy boots is legitimately my 4-year-old self's dream ensemble.

Her globe earrings glow. The end.

This may be her happiest ensemble and is absolutely the most LGBTQ-friendly. What's not to love?

If this were just a lighthouse design, it wouldn't warrant such placement. But these are FUNCTIONING LIGHTHOUSES, people! Props for purpose, Ms. Frizzle.

This shearling aviator jacket is perfection. As are the lilac pantaloons tucked into the knee-high magenta boots. Again, it's a pink-and-purple color combination that simply cannot be beat.

Basically, she outdid The Riddler by turning his green and purple question-mark suit into OVERALLS. And, of course, Liz is the ultimate head piece. Bless this woman.

Obviously, she was ripped off by the costume designer of Tron. But imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.