On Friday night, Jimmy Fallon announced that dancing was outlawed at The Tonight Show and Kevin Bacon simply would not stand for it.
He immediately put in his cassette of Moving Pictures' "Never" and recreated the legendary moves from his breakout role in 1984's Footloose.
But, of course, first he took a drag of his cigarette...
And then smashed his beer bottle...
Before he could really start moving his feet.
Then, he took it all off.
Took it all off and danced with it, that is.
And because one song isn't enough, he then switched over to the final number: "Footloose"!
He even readjusted his bowtie!
Making a slightly less creepy face this time around.