Here is a list of joke, sketch, or article pitches in my phone's notes. They are on this list if I don't remember what they are supposed to mean, or can't figure out how to make them work. They appear here exactly as they are in my phone. Enjoy
-Gregory Michael Bauk: gets girls over to his place with pizza, thinks The Rock is the greatest entertainer of all time, invites everyone over for pizza and wrestling. Sometimes known as "The Baukness Monster"