17 Items You Didn’t Know You Could Get From A Machine

Convenience. At your fingertips. Who knew! Jägermeister did, and that’s why the Shotmeister exists.

1. Umbrellas.

Next time you get caught in the rain, just make sure you’ve got at least 400 yen in your pocket.

4. Bread in a can.

Even fresher.

5. Bait.

For those times when you want live worms but you don’t want to, you know, interact with anyone.

6. Meat.

Salami convenience. The way of the future.

7. Neckties.

Spill mustard before a big interview? Here’s a solution. Forget about Father’s Day again? Solution. Want one for your neck and also one for your forehead? Guess what.

8. Books.

Meet Redbox’s nerdy cousin.

9. French fries.


How is this not in America yet. HOW IS THIS NOT IN AMERICA YET.

10. Lingerie.

Why you’d need panties on the go is beyond us. But we’re not here to judge.

11. Proactiv.

Putting these in high schools might be the greatest business decision ever made.

12. Guitar strings.

For when you snap a string! During a gig! Around the corner from this vending machine!

13. Keyboard.

A standard impulse buy. Can never get enough of these things.

14. Gold.

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For when you want to… un-liquidate your assets.

15. Whole pizza.

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Again. Can’t emphasize this enough. Why is this not in America. Everywhere.

16. Pancakes.

Made fresh to order. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

17. Cat.


Betcha didn’t know you could get ice-cold Jägermeister from a tap, in the comfort of your own home. Well? Is that accurate?

Now you know. Bring a Shotmeister home, and never be wont for tasty, tasty Jäger.

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