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17 Items You Didn't Know You Could Get From A Machine

Convenience. At your fingertips. Who knew! Jägermeister did, and that's why the Shotmeister exists.

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1. Umbrellas.

Next time you get caught in the rain, just make sure you've got at least 400 yen in your pocket.
Flickr: bignavijp

Next time you get caught in the rain, just make sure you've got at least 400 yen in your pocket.

2. Eggs.

OMELET. STAT.
Flickr: antjeverena

OMELET. STAT.

3. Bread.

Fresh.

4. Bread in a can.

Even fresher.
Flickr: meredith

Even fresher.

5. Bait.

For those times when you want live worms but you don't want to, you know, interact with anyone.
Flickr: amitp

For those times when you want live worms but you don't want to, you know, interact with anyone.

6. Meat.

Salami convenience. The way of the future.
Flickr: alper

Salami convenience. The way of the future.

7. Neckties.

Spill mustard before a big interview? Here's a solution. Forget about Father's Day again? Solution. Want one for your neck and also one for your forehead? Guess what.
Flickr: mshades

Spill mustard before a big interview? Here's a solution. Forget about Father's Day again? Solution. Want one for your neck and also one for your forehead? Guess what.

8. Books.

Meet Redbox's nerdy cousin.
Flickr: wordridden

Meet Redbox's nerdy cousin.

9. French fries.

How is this not in America yet. HOW IS THIS NOT IN AMERICA YET.
NICOLAS MAETERLINCK / Via Getty

How is this not in America yet. HOW IS THIS NOT IN AMERICA YET.

10. Lingerie.

Why you'd need panties on the go is beyond us. But we're not here to judge.
Flickr: w00kie

Why you'd need panties on the go is beyond us. But we're not here to judge.

11. Proactiv.

Putting these in high schools might be the greatest business decision ever made.
Flickr: pswansen

Putting these in high schools might be the greatest business decision ever made.

12. Guitar strings.

For when you snap a string! During a gig! Around the corner from this vending machine!
Flickr: ilovememphis

For when you snap a string! During a gig! Around the corner from this vending machine!

13. Keyboard.

A standard impulse buy. Can never get enough of these things.
Flickr: intelfreepress / Via Flickr: intelfreepress

A standard impulse buy. Can never get enough of these things.

14. Gold.

For when you want to... un-liquidate your assets.
Eliot J. Schechter/Bloomberg via Getty Images

For when you want to... un-liquidate your assets.

15. Whole pizza.

Again. Can't emphasize this enough. Why is this not in America. Everywhere.
OLIVER BERG/AFP / Getty Images

Again. Can't emphasize this enough. Why is this not in America. Everywhere.

16. Pancakes.

Via youtube.com

Made fresh to order. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

17. Cat.

ONE TABBY, PLEASE.
Flickr: 55431287@N03

ONE TABBY, PLEASE.

Betcha didn't know you could get ice-cold Jägermeister from a tap, in the comfort of your own home. Well? Is that accurate?

Via tapmachine.com

Now you know. Bring a Shotmeister home, and never be wont for tasty, tasty Jäger.