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Five whole seconds! Think of the stuff you'll be able to do with all that time. The possibilities are endless. Add the Shotmeister to the list - Jägermeister's solution to the agony of a long pour.
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It's hard, being people. We know. But pull it together, ok? You're embarrassing yourself. Make your life easier by getting a Shotmeister. Trust.