JadeFishes

RuPaul is also why o know the correct pronunciation.

10. I am quite certain shrooms don’t magically reveal the clitoris.

Absolutely. It’s all contextual. I have friends I call bitch in a loving way and it’s part of our “I’ll help you hide the bodies” vibe, and friends I would never call bitch because it would hurt their feelings. Both are valid as long as you know your audience.

My hot take is that if you care about someone enough to want them to stand up with you at your wedding, you should also care enough about them to not make them waste money on an ugly dress they’ll never wear again just because of “my dream wedding aesthetic.” When it comes to bridesmaid… Read More

Jeremy Pope looks great, but that pose is 100% Blue Steel. Zoolander would be suing for royalties.

There’s always one.

"This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl..."

Mine is from Joe vs the Volcano. One of Meg Ryan's character's response to almost anything requiring a brain or empathy is, "I have no response to that," and I use it often.

Just bought my son a le creuset Dutch oven and can confirm that it ain't cheap, but the thought is that it truly will last decades, making it a better buy than most other gift options for 34-year- old man who can buy himself whatever trinkets and doodads for Christmas.

Definitely. Technically I lived in a small town of about 3000, but I lived so far outside of “The Village” that my nearest neighbor was literally a mile away. I knew no one by name, but of course those few who traveled the same roads would always nod and wave in passing.