Oh, avocado! You beautiful green bulb of deliciousness.
Those creamy domes of protein.
Whether sliced into winsome wedges that add savory style to a meal...
Or diced into chunks of arresting flavor.
Whether smashed into a paste that reveals a stunning array of colors from emerald to chartreuse...
Or spread beautifully on a simple piece of toast. It truly is nature's butter.
But not for you...
Avocados hate you.
They can ruin your day in a sneaky manner...
Or give an obvious and blatant "fuck you."
This mischievous fruit is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're going to get.
So best of luck salvaging what you can.
Because you're definitely going to need it.
