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Avocado on Instagram Vs Avocado IRL

Five stages of avocado: not ripe, not ripe, not ripe, not ripe, rotten.

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Oh, avocado! You beautiful green bulb of deliciousness.

Those creamy domes of protein.

Whether sliced into winsome wedges that add savory style to a meal...

Or diced into chunks of arresting flavor.

Whether smashed into a paste that reveals a stunning array of colors from emerald to chartreuse...

Or spread beautifully on a simple piece of toast. It truly is nature's butter.

But not for you...

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Avocados hate you.

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They can ruin your day in a sneaky manner...

Or give an obvious and blatant "fuck you."

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This mischievous fruit is like a box of chocolates.

And I mean that in the worst way possible.
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And I mean that in the worst way possible.

You never know what you're going to get.

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So best of luck salvaging what you can.

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Because you're definitely going to need it.

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