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42 Geeky Kitchen Items You Need Right Now

Utensils ASSEMBLE!

1. Star Wars Five-Piece Wooden Utensil Set — $19.59 for a set of five

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These are the spoons you're looking for.

2. Marvel Comics Hero Cookie Cutters — $49.95

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Be the bake sale's mightiest hero.

3. Adventure Time Adult Apron — $34

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What else would you wear when making bacon pancakes?

4. Captain Picard Ceramic Cookie Jar — $44.99

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One more cookie won't violate the Prime Directive.

5. NES Cartridge Cutting Board $40

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Perfect place to chop up all those mushrooms.

6. Tardis Embossed Rolling Pin — $39

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Rolling through time and space never tasted so good.

7. Adventure Time Embossed Rolling Pin — $39

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MATHMATICAL!

8. Pokemon Pikachu Cookie Cutter — $10.90

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Gotta eat 'em all!

9. My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Salt and Pepper Set — $19.99

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For when your food needs about 20% more flavor.

10. Star Trek Chef Apron — $34.65

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Live long and pasta.

11. Doctor Who Owl Hot Pads — $22 for a set of two

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So you don't burn down the Tardis.

12. Batman Candy Bowl Holder — $32.99

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The Candy Crusader!

13. Spirited Away Cookie Cutter Set — $9

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Even Yubaba can't say no to these.

14. Watchmen Rorschach Toaster — $39.99

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Make an impression on breakfast.

15. Star Wars Lightsaber BBQ Tongs — $31.60

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Be the best griller on all Tatooine.

16. Superwomen Hero Half Apron — $28.95

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A BAMF in the streets and the kitchen.

17. Harry Potter-Inspired Tea Towels — $4

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The perfect size for covering those treacle tarts before tea.

18. Nazgul Band Cutting Board — $38

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One board to chop them all.

19. Star Trek USS Enterprise Spatula — $24.99

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Boldly go where no omelette has gone before.

20. Critical Hit d20 Ice Mold — $11.99

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For those Wizards of the Cocktail.

21. R2-D2 Soy Sauce Dispenser — $14.99

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You love soy sauce. I know.

22. Robin-Inspired Costume Apron — $55

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The soufflé wonder bakes again!

23. My Neighbor Totoro Cutting Board — $39.18

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All your neighbors will be envious.

24. Star Trek USS Enterprise D Pizza Cutter — $17.99

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Pizza. Pepperoni. Hot.

25. Doctor Who TARDIS Tea Infuser — $19.98

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You need a strong cuppa to go with those jammy dodgers.

26. Firefly Cookie Cutters — $11.99

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Captain Tight Pants will have to loosen his belt for these treats.

27. Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Toast Rack — $79

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Keep your toast crisp before the big Quidditch match.

28. Star Wars Limited Edition R2-D2 Measuring Cup Set — $31.04

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Helpful in kitchens near and far, far away.

29. Fireball Mario Bros Cutting Board — $90

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Power up your chopping skills!

30. Doctor Who Tardis Ice Bucket — $24.99

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Keep your drinks cold while you get wibbly-wobbly.

31. Star Trek 6-Ounce Stainless Steel Flask — $19.96

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Federation approved.

32. Lego Heroes Cake Decorating Silicone Mold — $15

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Everything about this is awesome!

33. Tetris-Inspired Bites and Pieces Crust Cutter — $10.96

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Curb your cravings with delicious Tetriminos.

34. Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Veggie Peeler — $18

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Sonic waves not included.

35. Lord of the Rings Tea Set — $250

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Fellowship of the Brew.

36. Luna and Artemis Costume Aprons — $80

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In the name of the moon, I will whip you up a snack!

37. Star Wars Vehicles Pancake Molds — $4.97

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This makes it totally acceptable to play with your food.

38. Portal 2 Cookie Cutters — $19.60

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Because you now have a craving for lemon cookies.

39. Battlestar Galactica Coaster Set — $14.99

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Perfect for holding a drink after you rolled the hard six.

40. Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Canister — $29.99

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The mother of all junk food.

41. Star Trek-Inspired Unisex Full Apron — $24.99

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Available in Command Gold, Science Blue, and Ops/Security Red.

42. Scientists Are Awesome Cookie Cutter Set — $15.50

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A delicious kitchentime odyssey.

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