BREAKING NEWS: The King of Cannes, Jacques d'Azur, is Missing!
Jacques d'Azur, the King of Cannes, was a legendary French film producer/director/actor/tennis player/chess master/ backgammon champion/waterskiing pioneer and full time bon vivant known for his work on the red carpets and swimming pools of the French Riviera. Jacques disappeared in February while yachting in Tahiti. Jacques' estate is currently seeking an heir to take his place at the Cannes Film Festival this May. Is it you?