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18 Of The Absolute Weirdest Things You Can Buy At Jet

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1. A toilet-shaped water bowl that might entice doggos to leave the actual toilet alone.

If you like buying your dog novelty gifts, this is definitely for you.Get it for $32.21.
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If you like buying your dog novelty gifts, this is definitely for you.

Get it for $32.21.

2. An inflatable unicorn horn for a little extra magic.

Inflate your sense of self-worth!Get it for $5.82.
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Inflate your sense of self-worth!

Get it for $5.82.

3. A garden gnome who's either an avian exhibitionist or who just wants to even out his tan.

Either way, relatable!Get it for $20.90.
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Either way, relatable!

Get it for $20.90.

4. An umbrella-leash, for fussy little puppers.

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It seems like a good idea, but also... kind of weird!

Get it for $16.99.

5. The Darth Vader shower head you need whether you're with Kylo Ren or the Rebel Alliance

The water pressure is strong with this one.Get it for $19.97 or at Bed Bath and Beyond for $29.99.
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The water pressure is strong with this one.

Get it for $19.97 or at Bed Bath and Beyond for $29.99.

6. A sunglasses Emoji mask perfect for playing it cool (/terrifying your friends).

Even if you don't buy it, this thing is going to haunt your dreams.Get it for $10.89.
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Even if you don't buy it, this thing is going to haunt your dreams.

Get it for $10.89.

7. Salt and pepper shakers that bring new meaning to the term "farm to table."

The perfect wedding gift for the weirdest couple you know.Get them at Jet for $10.99.
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The perfect wedding gift for the weirdest couple you know.

Get them at Jet for $10.99.

8. A farting bank, which might encourage you to lighten up about your finances.

To quote from the product description: "When you slip money into the slot, he thanks you with a noisy gaseous blast. The sound is so loud and comical, that you will just have to hear it again and again."...okay!Get it for $13.99.
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To quote from the product description: "When you slip money into the slot, he thanks you with a noisy gaseous blast. The sound is so loud and comical, that you will just have to hear it again and again."

...okay!

Get it for $13.99.

9. A taxidermic raccoon that's basically the perfect intersection of cute and creepy.

Who needs a baseball game? Buy me some taxidermy and Cracker Jack!Get it for $525.16.
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Who needs a baseball game? Buy me some taxidermy and Cracker Jack!

Get it for $525.16.

10. A Bluetooth Pokemon Go wrist accessory, in case you're still trying to catch 'em all.

Guys, remember Pokemon Go? Anyway, this vibrates when you get near a Pokemon.Get it for $34.99.
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Guys, remember Pokemon Go? Anyway, this vibrates when you get near a Pokemon.

Get it for $34.99.

11. Light-up cat ear headphones that would be the perfect accessory at a silent rave.

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Getting serious Ariana Grande vibes from these.

Get them for $14.99.

12. A pound of gummy eyeballs, which will probably deter roommates and coworkers from stealing your candy.

They look like my eyes after a crazy night out.Get them for $12.95.
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They look like my eyes after a crazy night out.

Get them for $12.95.

13. Puke perfume, for those times when you just want to be left alone.

This will definitely encourage people to give you a wide berth.Get it for $8.60.
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This will definitely encourage people to give you a wide berth.

Get it for $8.60.

14. A gargoyle toilet paper holder that will make your bathroom feel like a gothic castle.

If you've ever thought to yourself, "My bathroom experience is simply not grotesque enough," this is the toilet paper holder for you!Get it for $50.90.
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If you've ever thought to yourself, "My bathroom experience is simply not grotesque enough," this is the toilet paper holder for you!

Get it for $50.90.

15. A steamy cupcake cookbook to melt your icing.

The hard part will be going back to your non-sexy cookbooks afterward. Get it for $41.40.
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The hard part will be going back to your non-sexy cookbooks afterward.

Get it for $41.40.

16. Stickers intended for a very select audience.

Is your name Margart? Here, I found you some stickers.Get a pack of 18 for $5.99.
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Is your name Margart? Here, I found you some stickers.

Get a pack of 18 for $5.99.

17. A backyard bouncy house, which is allegedly for children, but also like... who's gonna stop you?

I am seriously jealous of all the children who have one of these.Get it for $164.99.
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I am seriously jealous of all the children who have one of these.

Get it for $164.99.

18. A handmade bronze penis statue, to get your art collection started.

According to the unbiased product description, this is an "incredible masterpiece".Get it for $160.71.
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According to the unbiased product description, this is an "incredible masterpiece".

Get it for $160.71.

And there you have them!

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