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    18 Of The Absolute Weirdest Things You Can Buy At Jet

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    1. A toilet-shaped water bowl that might entice doggos to leave the actual toilet alone.

    2. An inflatable unicorn horn for a little extra magic.

    3. A garden gnome who's either an avian exhibitionist or who just wants to even out his tan.

    4. An umbrella-leash, for fussy little puppers.

    5. The Darth Vader shower head you need whether you're with Kylo Ren or the Rebel Alliance

    6. A sunglasses Emoji mask perfect for playing it cool (/terrifying your friends).

    7. Salt and pepper shakers that bring new meaning to the term "farm to table."

    8. A farting bank, which might encourage you to lighten up about your finances.

    9. A taxidermic raccoon that's basically the perfect intersection of cute and creepy.

    10. A Bluetooth Pokemon Go wrist accessory, in case you're still trying to catch 'em all.

    11. Light-up cat ear headphones that would be the perfect accessory at a silent rave.

    12. A pound of gummy eyeballs, which will probably deter roommates and coworkers from stealing your candy.

    13. Puke perfume, for those times when you just want to be left alone.

    14. A gargoyle toilet paper holder that will make your bathroom feel like a gothic castle.

    15. A steamy cupcake cookbook to melt your icing.

    16. Stickers intended for a very select audience.

    17. A backyard bouncy house, which is allegedly for children, but also like... who's gonna stop you?

    18. A handmade bronze penis statue, to get your art collection started.

    And there you have them!