What Your Shoes Reveal About Your Panties

The Official resource for anyone interested in someone’s undergarment status

1. White Converse = Lace Thong

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Especially when worn with leggings, jeggings, sorority logo sweat pants, and long ironic tube socks, white chucks mean a typically fuschia-toned lace thong

2. Toms = Girly Boy Shorts

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Yes, you are giving a pair of shoes to a kid in need, but you are also giving a gift to the those around you, your selective ass cleavage.

3. Athletic Shoes (With Jeans) = Granny Panties

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Captain Underpants called for his whitey tighties back.

4. Ballet Flats = Sensible Bikini

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Party in the front, Business (Professional) in the back

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