6 Awesome Al Bundy Lines

In 1997, after a ten year stint Married With Children went off the air but Al Bundy’s legacy will live on in our hearts forever.

1. Honesty was his middle name

Bud: The call cost more than the car

Al: Yes and it cost more than the condom I should have used the night you were conceived

2. Unlike most Americans he adored his job…

Peg: How was your day at the shoe store?

Al: Feet and the return of warm weather make a deadly combination

3. He wasnt afraid to express his financial issues

Steve: Believe me it had to do a lot with that tax refund we just got.

Marcy: The only thing is we don’t know what to do with the money.

Al: Why don’t you have a couple of kids they’ll suck it up like a hoover it’s a vacuum Peg in case you want to do something different with your afternoons.

4. He always made his children feel loved.

Kelly: I know why you don’t want me to drive and its not the insurance your little girl is growing up and you cant bare to let her go huh?

Al: No, it’s the insurance

5. He always had something positive to say about daytime television

Peggy: Before I serve you I have some great news.
Al: Oprah finally exploded

6. The End….

“Women you can’t live with them and the end.”

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