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13 Times That xkcd Got Way Too Real With Us

Sometimes the webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language wrinkles my brain.

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5. Trapped

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Title Text: Socrates could've saved himself a lot of trouble if he'd just brought a flashlight, tranquilizer gun, and a bunch of rescue harnesses.

NOTHING IS TRUE! OBJECTIVITY IS A LIE! OUR ACTIONS DON'T MATTER! I'm moving to LA to hang out with J-Law.

9. Core

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Title Text: If you're a geologist or geophysicist and you don't introduce yourself by saying your name, then gesturing downward and saying "... and I study that", I don't know what you're doing with your life.

Thinking about how we're on the surface of a sphere in an enormous galaxy hurtling along faster than you can imagine through inky blackness while on a collision course with the Andromeda galaxy is terrifying enough.

11. Turn Back

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Title Text: I hear that these days Bill Watterson is happy just painting in the Ohio woods with his father and doesn't get any mail or talk to anyone.

Bill Watterson taught me everything about life. Sorry mom and dad.

12. Game Theory

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Title Text: Wait, no, that one also loses. How about a nice game of chess?

I hate people who refer to It as a game. I also hate people who capitalize third person personal pronouns.

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