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Just look at the totally unromantic skyline.
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And here's some boring architecture that you don't want to stare at for hours on end.
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Nope. No stunning buildings anywhere.
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And there's no cool modern architecture either.
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What about the fact it doesn't just have one cathedral...
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... which is equally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ on the inside...
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... but also another one. Now that's just showing off.
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And as for the Albert Dock?
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I mean, what an extraordinarily ugly place.
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You call this a library?
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And why is Liverpool so proud of these guys?
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Like really proud. It just means the city is full of awful graffiti like this.
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And historic venues like this. Yawn.
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The Liverpool Tate is an absolute snoozefest.
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And the street art is totally normal.
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Absolutely nothing to see here.
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There are no theatres.
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Capital of Culture? Lol.
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A park? Yeah. I guess it's got one.
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And a beach with incredible statues. But aren't these everywhere?
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The train station is utterly underwhelming.
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And it looks terrible as the sun is setting.
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Apparently two big football teams are from there. And?
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The city also hosts a race of some kind. Never heard of it, tbh.
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The birthday parties it throws are pretty low-key.
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The traditional dish of the city is just a rubbish bowl of hearty goodness.
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And if you don't like Scouse, I guess you could force yourself to go to Chinatown.
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Or a restaurant with a really boring view.
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But I guess the biggest problem is the people.
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The warm, funny, strong, proud, welcoming people who genuinely don't care what you think of them and are nice regardless.
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Don't you just hate cities with loads of hidden gems?
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Or iconic, independent shops like 69A.
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And I hate a city that looks as good in the sun...
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...as it does in the snow.
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There's nothing fun about a bus that rides on water.
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You'd have to be a lunatic to like bars with indoor palm trees.
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The pubs are almost too pretty.
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As are the fountains.
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Let's be honest, that's Liverpool's main problem: It knows how gorgeous it really is.
