8 Made-Up Feuds You Probably Have An Opinion About

Pick a side in these totally not-real situations.

Capulets vs. Montagues. Male lions fighting over female lions. Celebrity Twitter fights. Let's face it: Epic feuds are part of human nature.

In the following imagined feuds, which side will you defend?

1. Cat People vs. Dog People

Two sides. One feline. One canine. Both covered in hair.

2. Sun vs. Moon

A big ol' fiery ball of gas or a chill-as-heck chunk of rock?

3. Under vs. Over

An age-old debate that has been tearing apart roommates for generations. No matter how soft the toilet paper, your stance remains firm on this one.

4. Early Birds vs. Night Owls

Are early birds monsters? Or are they just people trying to make the most of their day? Are night owls irresponsibe? Or are they ACTUALLY SECRET OWLS ENERGIZED BY THE MOON????

5. Introverts vs. Extroverts

Introverts could not be reached for comment at this time. Extroverts, however, have been reported as saying, "Hey! Come on over to this side! Get over here! Let's hang out! Let's chat!"

6. You Feeling Rested vs. You Feeling Tired AF

In this battle, the clear winner is the rested contender. The tired AF opponent fell asleep in the middle of the feud.

7. Pessimists vs. Optimists

Pessimists don't even know why they are part of this feud, as they think it's pretty stupid. Optimists, however, say, "Hey, we're just happy to be here!"

8. "The Book Is Better Than The Movie" People vs. "The Movie Better Than The Book" People

The power of words! The power of the moving image! Book nerds and movie nerds. Two nerds. Both alike in dignity.

Hungry for more drama? Check out this culinary celebrity Twitter feud. When you're ready to pick a side, shout your battle cry with the hashtag "#JackVsMartha."

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This epic feud has just begun.

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