1.
Deciding you should crowd surf at the club when you probably shouldn't.
2.
Trying to talk to that cutie at the bar after one too many pints.
3.
When you kind of stop paying attention to where you're walking.
4.
Sending a text to someone you know you shouldn't and then immediately regretting it.
5.
When you get the bright idea to skip the subway and walk all the way home.
6.
Literally ordering enough food to feed a small country. And eating it all by yourself.
7.
When you "accidentally" spend all your rent money watching the Home Shopping Network at 3 a.m.
8.
Trying to cook up a late-late-late-night snack in the kitchen when you really shouldn't be cooking.
9.
When you, uh, confuse the bathroom signs at the bar.
10.
Staying out for just one more song . No, for real, just one more .
11.
When you finally get home from the bar... and realize you took two coasters, a pint glass, and a roll of toilet paper with you.
12.
When you wake up and swear that you're never going out again — no way, no how.
