1. A to-do list even Shakespeare would have found comparable to a summer's day.
2. This Kate Spade business card holder for your business cards — because anybody who is anybody has business cards.
3. This mug and notebook set to get people to stop asking you to validate their parking so you can focus on impressing the boss.
4. Some motivational pens for writing kick-ass reports (or whatever else real world business people do).
5. A name plate to remind you and your coworkers what you work for.
6. These office citations for making friends over the mutual hatred for a coworker.
7. This Kate Spade padfolio to slay any interview.
8. This camel pen because why the hell not?
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