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Which Noelle Tardiff Are You?

She's a freak. But that's okay.

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  1. Choose your favorite shade of black.

    The Dead of Night in a Moonless World Black
    The Dead of Night in a Moonless World Black
    Spooky Shadows Black
    Spooky Shadows Black
    Romance is Dead Black
    Romance is Dead Black
    The Void Black
    The Void Black
  2. Choose a Dance Move

    Swan Prance
    Swan Prance
    Groovin'
    Groovin'
    The Feline Frenzy
    The Feline Frenzy
    The Twirl and Swirl
    The Twirl and Swirl
  3. Choose a Secondary Tardiff

    SEAN
    SEAN
    MIIIIIIIIKE
    MIIIIIIIIKE
    ChrisTIIIIINE
    ChrisTIIIIINE
    Jigs Jigs Jigs Jigs
    Jigs Jigs Jigs Jigs
  4. Choose a Store

    A vape store is the best store
    A vape store is the best store
    Looks like an English snob opened a liquor store
    Looks like an English snob opened a liquor store
    Nom Nom NOM
    Nom Nom NOM
    The Basket. It's a family business, ya know?
    The Basket. It's a family business, ya know?
  5. Choose a Fifty Shades of Grey Quote (These were really uncomfortable to look up)

    These are all horrible, like seriously.

    Christian Grey: Oh, fuck the paperwork.
    Christian Grey: Laters, baby.
    Christian Grey: I don't make love. I fuck. Hard.
    Christian Grey: Because I'm fifty shades of fucked up.

Which Noelle Tardiff Are You?

You got: "I Do It For The Kids Noelle"

You got "I Do It For The Kids Noelle!" Congrats. That's a good one. I mean, this probably means that you were abused by creatures that are 40% human, 55% evil, and 5% small all summer while you slaved away weaving gimp bracelet after gimp bracelet, but I mean you got paid. Not that any amount of money is enough to justify such an extreme level of suffering. But this means that you were able to create an entire week's worth of Star Wars themed games and activities without ever seeing any of the movies, and that takes talent. And creativity. And tears. So, yeah, basically you work really hard and come up with really cool, fun games, but all of the kids will still try to beat you and they will never appreciate anything you do. So it's like a win win.

"I Do It For The Kids Noelle"
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You got: "About To Drop Jackie's Phone In A Waterfall Noelle"

Woop! You got, "About To Drop Jackie's Phone In A Waterfall Noelle!" As you can see in the photo, you are completely unaware of the monster within you. How could you know that a rock could be so slippery? How could you know that Mitch could be such a useless human being? This is the Noelle that tries her best but ends up in a small pond trying to fish out a phone anyway. The Noelle that gets a charlie horse while dancing. The Noelle that almost walked into a pole on the way to recess in the third grade. And why is this the saddest version of Noelle? Because life is not a friend of this Noelle. This is bad news for you. You may face ridiculous situations that cannot be explained. The only way to cope may be splitting a brick in half with your bare hands as a result of the rage that will follow. The good news, though, is that this Noelle is the strong Noelle. This means that no matter what life throws at you, you'll be able to take it, and eventually, you'll be able to laugh about it. It may take months. But you'll laugh. Hopefully.

"About To Drop Jackie's Phone In A Waterfall Noelle"
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You got: "I'm Just An Innocent Noelle"

You got, "I'm Just An Innocent Noelle!" Very exciting. This means you're happy and full of hope for what the future holds. You still love Bobby Jack (stuffed monkey not pictured), you're thriving in the third grade, your Webkinz account is probably at its peak, just so many good things are happening. You most likely still prefer the color red to the color black, so you're just a wee child. So small. So unaware.

"I'm Just An Innocent Noelle"
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You got: "Ca$h Ca$h Money Noelle"

You got, "Ca$h Ca$h Money Noelle!" Look at that twenty dollar bill about to be spent on Dunkin Donuts. This Noelle is a good human who lends her friends the dough, but they never return said dough. This Noelle is top dog simply because everybody is in her debt. She has all the power and rules over a sea of unworthy fools who owe her anything from gas money (Mitchell) to food money (Mitchell) to FRIENDSHIP (everybody) WHICH IS THE MOST VALUABLE OF ALL! But seriously, everyone is in her debt, so that means that you are also top dog! Hopefully no one owes you money, but don't be surprised if people suddenly never pay you back again.

"Ca$h Ca$h Money Noelle"
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