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Which Smith Fuckboy Are You?

We fuck. It's that plain and simple. Women love us, guys wanna be us. We call 211 our home and this quiz will give you a definitive answer as to just what guy you want to make a baby with.

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  1. What are you most likely to say after sweating the bed?

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    Oh jeez.
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    Well, that's fair.
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    HA! Not the first time my beds been this wet ;)
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    Fucking cock
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    Well shit.
  2. Whats your favorite beer?

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    Bud Light
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    Natty.
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    Busch.
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    Pussy.
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    Semen Light. No calories
  3. What do you think is the best part of a mans body?

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    The gooch
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    The tits
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    The back of his neck
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    Ear lobe
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    Left big toe
  4. Favorite male porn star?

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    Bryan Cheetham
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    Staceyy Robinson
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    Jhonny Sinns
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    Peter Dinklage
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    Coffee Black
  5. What pick up line would most likely work on you?

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    "Hey do you like grape soda? Because I'm gonna fuck you in the ass."
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    "I'm no weatherman but you could expect a few inches tonight."
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    "I'll drag my balls through broken glass and legos just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie."
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    "I have a busy life. 18 holes a day and I still find time to play golf."
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    "You have the cutest lil nose I've ever seen. I want to fuck it."
  6. What's your favorite party theme?

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    Wizards and sluts.
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    Noah's Ark Date Party
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    Dinosaurs and whores.
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    Naked. Anal.
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    Priests and children.
  7. Favorite sex toy?

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    Anal beads.
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    Sandpaper.
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    The blender.
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    Vacuum Cleaner
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    A weed whacker.
  8. What profession would you like to see your husband in?

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    Brothel.
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    FBI. Female Body Inspector.
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    Girl scout cookie salesman.
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    Priest.
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    Casting couch producer.
  9. What would your password most likely be?

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    Pogostick
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    Password1
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    Cumdumpster69
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    Bonergarage69
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    Dirtybowl1234
  10. What would you most likely name your first born son?

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    Nigel
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    Julius-Jerome
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    Darnell
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    Bartholomew
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    Mustafa
  11. What qualities do you look for most in a guy?

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    Respect
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    Honesty
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    Appearance
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    Loyalty
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    Intelligence
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