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How Hungry Are Your Neopets Right Now?

You're not ready for the guilt.

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  1. 1. These questions don't matter.

    What, why?
    Ridiculous. I always cared about my Neopets.
    Yeah, you're right.
    Huh?
  2. 2. Your Neopets are always hungry.

    neopets.wikia.com / Via vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net
    Yeah, they are. Aren't they?
    I guess I should give in to fate.
    Such is the way of the world.
    No, I cared about them!
  3. 3. You haven't even thought about your account in ages.

    bigbangfish.com / Via cdn.bigbangfish.com
    *grim nod of acceptance*
    No, I have! I have my password right here!
    What are these "Neopets" of which you speak?
    *shuffles nervously*
  4. 4. Can you even name anything from Neopets?

    albinofruit.com / Via albinofruit.com
    Wasn't there a lab?
    ....paintbrushes?
    Jelly! There was jelly!
    *nervously Googles something*
  5. 5. Why do you care?

    neopet-backgrounds.com / Via neopet-backgrounds.com
    Because I have to care. Neopets gave life meaning.
    Uh....
    This is creeping me out.
    *gurgles incoherently*
  6. 6. Grow up. Go outside. Forget about the past.

    neopets.com / Via images.neopets.com
    *logs off computer*
    *doggedly continues with quiz*
    *stares in silence for 10 seconds*
    *stomach rumbles*
  7. 7. They were just bits of information on a computer.

    bigbangfish.com / Via cdn.bigbangfish.com
    No! I loved them!
    01111001 01100101 01110011
    What is a computer?
    What is this "neo" "pet" you speak of?
  8. 8. Are you sure you're not thinking of Digimon?

    neopet-backgrounds.com / Via neopet-backgrounds.com
    You mean, Pokemon, right?
    01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01100001 01101100 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101110 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011
    HOW. DARE. YOU.
    It's all the same to me.
  9. 9. I'm glad you were happy, once.

    winarticles.net / Via winarticles.net
    Yeah, that's all that matters.
    That isn't even a question!
    Neopets are love. Neopets are life.
    Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives
  10. 10. What is hunger, anyway?

    neopets.com / Via i.imgur.com
    "A feeling of discomfort or weakness caused by lack of food, coupled with the desire to eat."
    A state of mind.
    Meaning. Purpose.
    Pieces of information on a computer.

How Hungry Are Your Neopets Right Now?

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You got: Your Neopets cry out for you in the depths of the night

They whimper in the darkness. Your Neopian neighbors can't sleep.

Your Neopets cry out for you in the depths of the night
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You got: Too hungry to measure

There are no words left in the English language to describe this lack of food.

Too hungry to measure
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