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19 Ways To Be A Jerk When You're A Dog

Let's be honest: Some dogs are @$$holes. To see more of a dog being just terrible, watch The Jack and Triumph Show, premiering Friday, February 20 at 11:30 p.m. on Adult Swim.

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1. You can be unduly aggressive.

2. You can unabashedly stare.

3. You dont have to worry about anyone's personal space.

4. You can pull off a bikini top and act like you're just after the string.

5. You can pee on anything you want.

6. Literally anything.

7. You can poop wherever you want too.

8. And you don't even have to pretend like you're sorry about it.

9. You can refuse to take a bath.

10. You can be really, really needy.

11. You can make yourself the center of attention.

12. Or, if you prefer, you can completely refuse to participate.

13. You can lay down a stone-cold rejection and not even worry about it.

14. You can eat whatever you want off the floor, whenever you want.

15. Yep. You can eat anything, and people will still love you.

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16. You can hump whatever you please.

17. No really, whatever you please.

18. And you can do whatever you want during the humping too.

19. Finally, you can tell people how you really feel.

These dogs seem like boy scouts compared to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Watch The Jack and Triumph Show Friday, February 20 at 11:30 p.m. on Adult Swim.

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