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20 Thoughts Everyone With Natural Hair Has Had During Wash Day

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimised by your own hair.

For those of us with natural hair, there are little things more stressful than the task of wash day. Here are some thoughts that spring to mind every single time it comes around.

1. “Maybe it won’t be so traumatic this time.”

2. “Didn’t I just do this the other day?”

3. “To deep condition or not, that is the question.”

4. “Why are natural hair products so expensive, and why do I have so many?”

5. No one better call me for the next four to eight hours.”

6. “Where do I even start?”

7. “How is it possible for one head of hair to have so many tangles.”

8. “There is no such thing as too much conditioner.”

9. “These Youtubers are crying behind the scenes too, right?”

10. “Is it possible for your arms to fall off?”

11. “How can I shed this much hair and still have any left?”

12. “Wait, you’re telling me I have to style my hair too?”

13. “Wash-and-go? Wash and go where?”

14. “Oh great, I get to re-detangle the area I already detangled.”

15. “There are so many other things I could be doing right now.”

16. “Shrinkage is the root of all evil.”

17. “Okay, I’m never doing this again.”

18. “It’s official, I’m getting braids for the foreseeable future.”

19. “Why aren’t my edges cooperating?”

20. “Wow, I look pretty good!”