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10 Things Vegetarians Wish You'd Stop Saying

You eat meat, we don't eat meat.. let's move along shall we?

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1. "So like if you don't eat meat.. then what do you eat?" / Via

Cardboard, grass, and.. nope that's pretty much it.

2. "Wait.. so that means you don't get enough protein, right?"

Basically, we're minutes away from collapsing on the floor at any given moment

3. "But animals eat animals. Why is that not wrong?"

Hmmmm.... could have something to do with the whole not raising-thousands-of-animals-in-horrific-confined-abusive-manure-covered-environments-where-all-they-do-is-suffer-their-whole-lives thing.

4. "You see these sharp teeth here, these are called canines, we have them because humans are meant to eat meat"

Oops! This whole time we thought we had them so we can bite the neck off whoever gives us this lame justification.

5. "Don't you miss steak, or chicken nuggets, or hamburgers?!"

Don't know, but by all means please continue to wave that burger in my face.

6. "Ok, so when are you going to start eating meat again?"

Now that I know there's a countdown, how about you call me everyday on the hour and see if its happened yet.

7. "If you're a vegetarian, how come you're not skinnier?"

Probably has something to do with all the cake we eat to try and drown out these dumb questions.

8. "Why not just have a bite? It's already dead... I DARE YOU!"

You dare me? Well, I was planning to continue living my life and following my diet based on my morals, but if you dare me.. why not?! :D

9. "Vegetarians are so pretentious. It's like you think you're better than us"

Oh gosh, so sorry you felt that way! But by all means please continue your tirade and trash talking about how lame our diet, beliefs, and lifestyle are.

10. And lastly, our personal favorite.. "You eat plants, and plants are a living thing! GOTCHA!"

But plants don't feel.. oh just forget it.

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