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    11 Things That Happen When You're The Straight Girlfriend

    Because "sisters before misters" has never meant more.

    1. You have someone to tell you THE TRUTH about your body parts.

    2. You learn to spot the hottest girls in the room.

    3. Actually, you kind of get a guy best friend and a girl best friend in one. Just better

    4. Your “gaydar” gets really good.

    Like really good.

    5. You soon realize that you're the best person in her life. You just can't date.

    You've thought about it, but you really just can't.

    6. And therefore, you come to dislike every person she dates.

    7. You automatically have someone to pretend to be your girlfriend to keep the creepers off you when you go out.

    8. People always think you're dating. And you're like:

    But you're really like:

    9. You get really familiar with lesbian stereotypes, LGBTQ issues, and the like.

    And you have all the best comebacks in the world for homophobic bulls#!t!

    10. You have someone to explain all the things you ever wanted to know about lesbian sex.

    11. You have the best friend ever. She’s there for you when you need her and nothing could ever tear you apart.

    At the end of the day, we know what's up.