A Definitive Ranking Of The 30 Most Attractive Male Soccer Players

The 2014 FIFA World Cup is quickly approaching, so it's time to familiarize yourself with the most swoon-worthy men of soccer. This is very important information.

30. Jordan Harvey

Age: 29

Team: Vancouver Whitecaps

Position: Defender

Why he's hot: His boyish good looks

29. Benny Feilhaber

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Age: 28

Team: Kansas City and USA

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: Besides those piercing blue eyes....two words: jaw line.

28. Oguchi Onyewu

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Age: 31

Team: Queens Park Rangers and USA

Position: Defender

Why he's hot: At 6' 5", he is one LARGE piece of chiseled milk chocolate.

27. Lionel Messi

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Age: 26

Team: FC Barcelona and Argentina

Position: Forward

Why he's hot: He's pretty cute, but he gets a bajillion bonus points for being one of the greatest soccer player's of all time.

26. Alvaro Morata

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Age: 21

Team: Real Madrid and Spain U-21

Position: Forward

Why he's hot: Who doesn't love someone who looks like a cute puppy dog?

25. Miguel Veloso

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Age: 27

Team: FC Dynamo Kyiv and Portugal

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: Those big brown eyes

24. Lukas Podolski

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Age: 28

Team: Arsenal FC and Germany

Position: Forward

Why he's hot: Lukas has captured the hearts of many German Football fans

23. Olivier Giroud

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Age: 27

Team: Arsenal and France

Position: Striker

Why he's hot: Every girl in the world is currently blushing

22. Cesc Fabregas

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Age: 26

Team: FC Barcelona and Spain

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: His boyishly-handsome good looks topped with a slick coif

21. Gareth Bale

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Age: 24

Team: Real Madrid and Wales

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: That bod

20. Francesco Totti

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Age: 37

Team: A.S. Roma and Italy

Position: Forward

Why he's hot: He makes being extremely sweaty look extremely good

19. Mats Hummels

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Age: 25

Team: Borussia Dortmund and Germany

Position: Defender

Why he's hot: His smoldering scowl under those dark locks, and those perfect pearly-whites

18. Lucas Moura

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Age: 21

Team: Paris St. Germain FC and Brazil

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: His glowing, flawless skin complements that jaw line chiseled by the gods

17. Fernando Llorente

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Age: 28

Team: Juventus FC and Spain

Position: Forward

Why he's hot: What isn't hot about him?

16. Claudio Marchisio

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Age: 27

Team: Juventus FC and Italy

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: He makes a selfie in a suit with a smirk look sexy

15. Fabio Cannavaro

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Age: 40

Team: Retired (Parma, Juventus, Real Madrid, and Italy)

Position: One of the greatest defenders of all time

Why he's hot: His smoldering stare and beautiful lips

14. Xabi Alonso

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Age: 32

Team: Real Madrid

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: He looks quite fit in a suit, and on the field

13. Michael Owen

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Age: 34

Team: Retired due to injuries (previous teams: Liverpool, Newcastle United, Manchester United and England)

Position: Striker

Why he's hot: Besides his perfectly tanned skin, perfectly structured cheekbones, and a jaw that rivals superman...his smile is adorable.

12. Sergio Ramos

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Age: 27

Team: Real Madrid

Position: Defender

Why he's hot: I've heard that his lips have their own separate 4.5 million dollar contract

11. Marco Borriello

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Age: 31

Team: A.S. Roma

Position: Forward

Why he's hot: Excuse me while I go douse myself in cold water

10. Iker Casillas

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Age: 32

Team: Real Madrid

Position: Goalkeeper

Why he's hot: The dimples. The crinkly eyes. The half smile. Not to mention that he is a top goalie, which means he's good with his hands

9. Carlos Bocanegra

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Age: 34

Team: Chivas USA

Position: Defender

Why he's hot: I mean...the angels are crying right now

8. Jesús Navas

Age: 28

Team: Manchester City

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: ...and Jesus wept.

7. Clemens Fritz

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Age: 33

Team: SV Werder Bremen

Position: Defender

Why he's hot: His smile will make anyone swoon

6. Gerard Piqué

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Age: 26

Team: FC Barcelona and Spain

Position: Defender

Why he's hot: He's adorable. Google "Gerard Pique Smiling" and your day will instantly get better. Bonus points for being Shakira's long-term boyfriend and baby daddy

5. Yoann Gourcuff

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Age: 27

Team: Olympique Lyonnais and France

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: He's a tall, dark, and SEXY Frenchman (Ooh La La!)

4. Fernando Torres

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Age: 29

Team: Chelsea FC

Position: Forward

Why he's hot: Teenage girls everywhere are fainting over this freckled heart-throb

3. Lance Parker

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Age: 28

Team: FC Edmonton

Position: Goalkeeper

Why he's hot: It is hard for us mere mortals to even comprehend his sexyness

2. David Beckham

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Age: 38

Team: Retired (played for LA Galaxy, Real Madrid, Manchester Uniter and England, among others)

Position: Midfielder

Why he's hot: He's David Beckham...a god among men

1. Cristiano Ronaldo

Age: 28

Team: Real Madrid

Position: Winger/Forward

Why he's hot: He has a face and a body that would make Donatello, Bernini, and Michelangelo weep. Did you really think anyone else would be #1? We are not worthy.