1. As the old Portuguese saying goes...
2. But would this get you kicked off the flight?
3. You're getting a little too real with me, Duolingo.
4. Isn't it rude not to?
5. Should I check Urban Dictionary for "feather"?
6. Say this when housekeeping knocks.
7. As far as code phrases go, this one may raise too much suspicion.
8. As long as you aren't the bee.
9. Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Duolingo?
10. You'll be the Brazilian Stephen King.
11. For when you write that procedural for Italian television.
12. Duolingo recognizes pop culture phenomena.
13. And it's because Duolingo is so fetch.
14. That is unsettling.
15. Your cats might drunk-dial you while you're away.
16. In Denmark, ninjas feel comfortable stepping out of the shadows.
17. Dog-cat relations are at an all-time high.
18. ... Because it lays golden eggs?
19. Watch the forecast, Sweden.
20. (1) Yes, (2) Sometimes, (3) I know!
21. The Bear and the Three Goldilocks
22. And yet still so polite.
23. What is happening in The Netherlands?
24. Is this because he saw the lion eat the children?
25. End of story.
26. My Swanglish is much better than my Danish.
27. The sigh of relief when you realize 'papa' means 'potato'.
28. But maybe she's a penguin?
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