Bad news, all you Americans who threatened to move to Canada if Donald Trump becomes president. Turns out Canadians don't want to make things easy for you.
Sorry, Americans. You'll just have to get in line with everyone else.
If this was your Plan B, it might be time to find another one.
Canadians may have a reputation for being nice, but we're also petty.
Look, there's some real dangers here. We need extreme vetting to make sure no bad hombres get in.
And of course some Canadians immediately apologized.
Good luck with your election, America!
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