Someone has made a "talking commemorative doll" of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, and it can be yours for only $130 (or three easy payments of $43.33).
Available on The Bradford Exchange, a collectibles website, the doll is "fully poseable" and comes with "custom-fitted overcoat, pants, shirt and tie" inspired by Trudeau's own outfits.
So... that means someone, somewhere, has the job of sewing little clothes for a little version of Justin Trudeau.
But lest you get carried away, remember that this is not supposed to be fun.
"This doll is not a toy," the website warns. "It is a fine collectible to be enjoyed by adult collectors."
They really captured his essence.
The doll also comes with stock phrases like “A positive, optimistic, hopeful vision of public life isn’t a naive dream, it can be a powerful force for change” and “Canada is a country strong not in spite of our differences but because of them.”
You can feel the inspiration washing over you.
There are even flyers for this thing.
Wtf? No words #just3xit7rudeau
This one was found in Hello! magazine, which makes sure to note the "commemorative doll stand" that's included.
So if you’ve ever wanted a tiny, dead-eyed version of Justin Trudeau to keep you company, here’s your chance.
Ishmael N. Daro is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Toronto. PGP fingerprint: 5A1D 9099 3497 DA4B
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