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11 Utterly Ridiculous Descriptions Of People As "The Wayne Gretzky" Of Random Things

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1. Bruce Bennett: "The Wayne Gretzky of hockey photography"

Instagram: @bruce_bennett

Claim to greatness: He is a sports photographer with more than 40 years experience shooting the NHL.

Gretzky score: 📷 📷 📷 📷

2. Shawn Chaulk: "The Wayne Gretzky of Wayne Gretzky collectors"

Claim to greatness: Chaulk has what is probably the largest collection of Gretzky jerseys and other memorabilia. Gretzky score: 👕 👕 👕 👕
Sportsnet

Claim to greatness: Chaulk has what is probably the largest collection of Gretzky jerseys and other memorabilia.

Gretzky score: 👕 👕 👕 👕

3. Alfonso Caruana: "The Wayne Gretzky of the Mafia"

Claim to greatness: A legendary gangster who "built a global drug smuggling empire of the highest order," according to the RCMP.Gretzky score: 👮 👮
RCMP / Via National Post

Claim to greatness: A legendary gangster who "built a global drug smuggling empire of the highest order," according to the RCMP.

Gretzky score: 👮 👮

4. William Alexander: "The Wayne Gretzky of dog shows"

Claim to greatness: A renowned dog handler from Milton, Ontario, who has led many pups to victory at dog shows.Gretzky score: 🐶 🐶 🐶
YouTube / Via youtube.com

Claim to greatness: A renowned dog handler from Milton, Ontario, who has led many pups to victory at dog shows.

Gretzky score: 🐶 🐶 🐶

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5. Ed Lawrence: "The Wayne Gretzky of gardening"

Claim to greatness: He's been the head gardener at Rideau Hall, 24 Sussex, and other official residences over the last three decades.Gretzky score: 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻
gardeningwithed.com

Claim to greatness: He's been the head gardener at Rideau Hall, 24 Sussex, and other official residences over the last three decades.

Gretzky score: 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻

6. Al Meghji: "The Wayne Gretzky of Canadian tax litigators"

Claim to greatness: He's really, really good at tax litigation.Gretzky score: 💰 💰 💰
Osler / Via osler.com

Claim to greatness: He's really, really good at tax litigation.

Gretzky score: 💰 💰 💰

7. Danny Hooper: "The Wayne Gretzky of fundraising auctioneers"

Claim to greatness: He can speak really quickly and get people to bid on stuff.Gretzky score: 😬 😬 😬
Shaw TV

Claim to greatness: He can speak really quickly and get people to bid on stuff.

Gretzky score: 😬 😬 😬

8. Sam Schwartz: "The Wayne Gretzky of traffic planning"

Claim to greatness: He's the former Traffic Commissioner of New York City and an expert on gridlock and making cities more livable. Gretzky score: 🚗 🚗 🚗
CUNY TV / Via youtube.com

Claim to greatness: He's the former Traffic Commissioner of New York City and an expert on gridlock and making cities more livable.

Gretzky score: 🚗 🚗 🚗

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9. Mark Carney: "The Wayne Gretzky of central banking"

Claim to greatness: He is the former governor of the Bank of Canada and the current governor of the Bank of England. Gretzky score: 💵 💵
Frank Augstein / AFP / Getty Images

Claim to greatness: He is the former governor of the Bank of Canada and the current governor of the Bank of England.

Gretzky score: 💵 💵

10. Ted Robinson: "The Wayne Gretzky of the reined cow horse world"

Claim to greatness: "He's probably the Wayne Gretzky of the reined cow horse world." (I have no idea what that means.)Gretzky score: 🐮 🐮 🐮
tedrobinsoncowhorses.com

Claim to greatness: "He's probably the Wayne Gretzky of the reined cow horse world." (I have no idea what that means.)

Gretzky score: 🐮 🐮 🐮

11. Jon Lajoie: "The Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff"

Claim to greatness: A Canadian-born comedian best known for his role as Taco on FX's The League. He also wrote a song called "E=MC Vagina," in which he calls himself the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.Gretzky score: 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆
Richard Shotwell / AP

Claim to greatness: A Canadian-born comedian best known for his role as Taco on FX's The League. He also wrote a song called "E=MC Vagina," in which he calls himself the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.

Gretzky score: 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆