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11 Utterly Ridiculous Descriptions Of People As "The Wayne Gretzky" Of Random Things

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1. Bruce Bennett: "The Wayne Gretzky of hockey photography"

Instagram: @bruce_bennett

Claim to greatness: He is a sports photographer with more than 40 years experience shooting the NHL.

Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿ“ท

3. Alfonso Caruana: "The Wayne Gretzky of the Mafia"

RCMP / Via National Post

Claim to greatness: A legendary gangster who "built a global drug smuggling empire of the highest order," according to the RCMP.

Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ


5. Ed Lawrence: "The Wayne Gretzky of gardening"

Claim to greatness: He's been the head gardener at Rideau Hall, 24 Sussex, and other official residences over the last three decades.

Gretzky score: ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒป

8. Sam Schwartz: "The Wayne Gretzky of traffic planning"


Claim to greatness: He's the former Traffic Commissioner of New York City and an expert on gridlock and making cities more livable.

Gretzky score: ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿš—

9. Mark Carney: "The Wayne Gretzky of central banking"

Frank Augstein / AFP / Getty Images

Claim to greatness: He is the former governor of the Bank of Canada and the current governor of the Bank of England.

Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ต

11. Jon Lajoie: "The Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff"

Richard Shotwell / AP

Claim to greatness: A Canadian-born comedian best known for his role as Taco on FX's The League. He also wrote a song called "E=MC Vagina," in which he calls himself the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.

Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†

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