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11 Utterly Ridiculous Descriptions Of People As "The Wayne Gretzky" Of Random Things

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1. Bruce Bennett: "The Wayne Gretzky of hockey photography"

Instagram: @bruce_bennett

Claim to greatness: He is a sports photographer with more than 40 years experience shooting the NHL.

Gretzky score: 📷 📷 📷 📷


11. Jon Lajoie: "The Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff"

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Claim to greatness: A Canadian-born comedian best known for his role as Taco on FX's The League. He also wrote a song called "E=MC Vagina," in which he calls himself the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.

Gretzky score: 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆