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    11 Utterly Ridiculous Descriptions Of People As "The Wayne Gretzky" Of Random Things

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    1. Bruce Bennett: "The Wayne Gretzky of hockey photography"

    2. Shawn Chaulk: "The Wayne Gretzky of Wayne Gretzky collectors"


    Claim to greatness: Chaulk has what is probably the largest collection of Gretzky jerseys and other memorabilia.

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ‘•

    3. Alfonso Caruana: "The Wayne Gretzky of the Mafia"

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    Claim to greatness: A legendary gangster who "built a global drug smuggling empire of the highest order," according to the RCMP.

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

    4. William Alexander: "The Wayne Gretzky of dog shows"

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    Claim to greatness: A renowned dog handler from Milton, Ontario, who has led many pups to victory at dog shows.

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿถ

    5. Ed Lawrence: "The Wayne Gretzky of gardening"

    Claim to greatness: He's been the head gardener at Rideau Hall, 24 Sussex, and other official residences over the last three decades.

    Gretzky score: ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒป

    6. Al Meghji: "The Wayne Gretzky of Canadian tax litigators"

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    Claim to greatness: He's really, really good at tax litigation.

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ

    7. Danny Hooper: "The Wayne Gretzky of fundraising auctioneers"

    Shaw TV

    Claim to greatness: He can speak really quickly and get people to bid on stuff.

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

    8. Sam Schwartz: "The Wayne Gretzky of traffic planning"

    CUNY TV / Via

    Claim to greatness: He's the former Traffic Commissioner of New York City and an expert on gridlock and making cities more livable.

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿš—

    9. Mark Carney: "The Wayne Gretzky of central banking"

    Frank Augstein / AFP / Getty Images

    Claim to greatness: He is the former governor of the Bank of Canada and the current governor of the Bank of England.

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ต

    10. Ted Robinson: "The Wayne Gretzky of the reined cow horse world"

    Claim to greatness: "He's probably the Wayne Gretzky of the reined cow horse world." (I have no idea what that means.)

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿฎ

    11. Jon Lajoie: "The Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff"

    Richard Shotwell / AP

    Claim to greatness: A Canadian-born comedian best known for his role as Taco on FX's The League. He also wrote a song called "E=MC Vagina," in which he calls himself the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.

    Gretzky score: ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†

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