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nobody: me: THE COCKROACHES IN SYDNEY ARE MUTANT AND CANNOT BE KILLED
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My husband is not dealing well with Sydney cockroaches. I walked in the house and he yelled “NOBODY TOLD ME THEY COULD FLY!”
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Massive cockroach the size of a small pterodactyl just flew through the window. Bloody Sydney summer.
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Excited that "Sydney share house cosmic heat death" season is over and "leaky Sydney share house indoor monsoon" season has started!!! Can't wait til "Sydney share house swarmed by plague of mosquitoes and cockroaches" season begins soon :)
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AS IF ANOTHER JUST FLEW AT ME LIKE WTF IS HAPPENING WHYYYYY ME?
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One thing no-one tells you about moving to Sydney is all the cockroaches they have Man I hate cockroach season
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Felt something on my neck and thought it was the size tag from my vest... It was a fucking cockroach damn :|
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i feel like i've had a lot of personal growth this summer and by personal growth i mean i don't scream every time i see a cockroach
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@Sydney_Talker When you’re about to kill the cockroach and it enters flight mode..
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Just spent 45 minutes working out how to remove a giant cockroach from the bathroom so I think I might need to break up with Sydney.
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the other night this girl was asking how i was liking australia and i was like it’s pretty cool besides that giant cockroach behind you and she turned around and crushed it with her HAND
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Guess who’s too paranoid to sleep now? Me, because I woke up to a cockroach climbing up my arm.
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My cat just caught a massive Sydney cockroach and I now know what parental pride feels like.
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i hope the cockroach hiding somewhere in my room is doing ok. please exit the room via the main door. and never come back
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yo headass.....tf are flying cockroaches 🤢🤢🤢🤢 F L Y I N G cockroaches.....COCKROACHES THAT HAVE WINGS AND CAN FLY AND LAND ON U I- 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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dude WTF so a big cockroach was on my folded towel and I quickly flipped and threw that shit in the air while holding my cockroach spray in my hand to kill it but..... IT DISAPPEARED MID AIR LIKE WHERE DID U FLY TO????????? WHERE
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a burnt black leaf fell on my head & i thought it was a giant cockroach & i screamed. the end