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21 Relatable Tweets You'll Need To Immediately Tag Yourself In And Comment, "Me"

"me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: you better fix my entire life you gross bitch... please I beg."

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me: i have to start eating healthier me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:



types of vacations I need - a week to deep clean everything I own, twice - a week to just sleep, then sleep some more - a week where I don't speak to anyone - a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up - 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions


me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ


how do youtubers post new pictures on instagram everyday how do y'all have that many pics of yourselves. I haven't left my house in 3 days


in some personal news, im thrilled to announce that im tired all day no matter how much sleep i get


that moment of panic before you remember to add 'lol' to your cry for help lol



me hiding from plans I agreed to weeks ago


Me at 18: as long as I’m in bed by 3 AM I’m good Me now: it’s already 8PM, we can’t start a movie this late



FRIEND: so how are you? ME: I'm well, thanks! FRIEND: what's new? ME: not much! FRIEND: well, what have you been up to? ME: why are you doing this to me


in 5th grade the boy I liked invited me into his igloo on club penguin to ask me who I liked and I said you tell me first ;) and he said "Erica" and it was my first of many moments like that


yo u ever drink more to be less awk but when u end up getting wasted u just create more awk moments for ur future sober self cuz same


Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?


If u ever catch me on the streets looking distraught dw it’s fine chances are I’m listening to a sad song and starring in the music video in my head


The only two ways to reply to emails: 1. straight away within seconds I have no chill 2. "I am sorry it took me six months to reply, I opened it, thought 'i'll do this later' and then had several large crises"


Me trying to not say "like" in every sentence


me & my only 2 friends who always like my tweets


me at 16: leave me alone mom im an adult me at 23: mom if u dont come to the dentist with me ill end my shit


when the weather starts getting nice but the only outfits you look good in are all black