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⚪️Single ⚪️Married ⚪️In a relationship ⚪️Divorced 🔘Unable to find love because in addition to having a resting bit… https://t.co/bMR6jeB55m
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INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills? ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*
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Date: I love dogs Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] my dad is a dog
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*calling you out of the blue* Hey I was just overthinking something you said a couple months back. Call me back when you have a chance!
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10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone
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You haven't experienced true awkwardness unless you've waved back at someone who was actually waving at someone else
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