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    21 Tweets And Tumblr Posts About Hay Fever That Are Funny, But Also 1000000% True

    Me to my hay fever: You're done, you're DONE.

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    It’d be nice if my hayfever at least bought me dinner before it totally fucked me

    Twitter: @lavosaurus

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    Forget Omicron. Why isn’t anyone looking at the mutant Melbourne hayfever strain?

    Twitter: @darren_levin

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    Melbourne's Hayfever rating today is stuck on "Breathe Manually" and I'm bloody done with this time of year

    Twitter: @RhunWords

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    me, appreciating summer time and the glorious flowers in full bloom

    Twitter: @reniadeb

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    how do some people just not have hayfever??? i would give anything to live my life without being allergic to the outdoors

    Twitter: @_itsnotmegs

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    I’m pretty sure my hayfever will kill me before covid does. Allergy medication does nothing anymore.

    Twitter: @thunderson23

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    Twitter: @lilacnonsense

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    you know when you sneeze so hard your whole body hurts. that’s been my whole day. hayfever will kill me

    Twitter: @tentativelytheo

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    Drove with the window down. That was a hayfever mistake.

    Twitter: @liquidparanoia

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    big couple of days for is it hayfever or do I need a covid test

    Twitter: @anndeejam

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    Me trying to not sneeze in public but this hayfever season in Melbourne is toxic.

    Twitter: @ingridatkins

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    Is there a large indoor area (pref with air conditioning) we could meet at and protest against hayfever?

    Twitter: @BundjalungBud

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    Hayfever is horrendous. I can't walk around in my own country without being poisoned by the fact that plants exist.

    Twitter: @tazweare

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    People with hayfever really do be saying "ACHOO"

    Twitter: @Mesut_Ausil

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    Bro ain't no way I got sent home from school for asking for a hayfever tablet because they thought I had covid.

    Twitter: @Boszfn

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    Wife wants me to stop cryptically mentioning "my disease" over dinner with family, because it's "just hayfever," but my choice of expression is clearly more evocative.

    Twitter: @mardirooster

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    did the ancestors have hayfever like i do? i can’t imagine my seafaring, way finding ancestors getting taken out by pollen everyday like i do

    Twitter: @qyanacrry