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    22 Tweets That Prove Australians Have The Best Sense Of Humour

    "Australian humour: Do you think EB Games is having a sale?"

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    This is a bin chicken fighting a bush turkey, and it is excellent

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    why do people in America have to insist they know a place where the good coffee is. I promise you it is not good

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    me: can i take my keep cup on the bus? melbourne friend: it's melbourne, you can take your keep cup to funerals and they have a barista

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    17 yr old me: 21 yr old me: 29 yr old me: 50 yr old me: 93 yr old me: ⚪️───────────── 0:01 -4:15 Untouched The Veronicas ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 🔈───────────⚪️🔊

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    who will let me make an australian version of derry girls called durry girls

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    I just found out that loads of Australians call slides “slippery dips”. Fuck you people are weird

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    before I put any pair of shoes on I make sure there isn’t any spiders inside is that Aussie culture or just me culture

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    @AcaciaBrinley / Via Twitter: @AcaciaBrinley

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    Foreigners think we're all scared of spiders and snakes where the reality is we live in perpetual terror of this email

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    Australian culture is singing HEYYYYY HEYYYY BABYYY OOOHHH AHHHH I JUST WANNA KNOW IF YOULL BE MY GIRLLLL

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    sure, sex is great. but have you ever? ever felt like this? how strange things happen. are you going round the twist?

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    nobody: unsw: https://t.co/tfgkkt20cw

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    Australian humour: “Do you think EB Games is having a sale?”

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    I made a handy guide so Americans can understand weather reports in Celsius: 0 = Literally freezing 10 = Chilly 20 = Nice 30 = Hot 40 = Fuck you 50 = Australia

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    trying not to throw up in my throat when americans posts picture of themselves at the “beach” and it’s clearly a river bank or the shore of a lake. disgusting people

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    two types of people in this world: 1. The dude in front of me with $340 on his opal 2. Everyone else

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    just found out a 'strip mall' in the USA is just a bunch of places but in one row of buildings instead of separate buildings, or one big building. buddy that's just called "the shops"

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    For as long as I’ve been alive I’ve never heard of any country tryna beef with Australia and shit like this could be why https://t.co/1f2Y0sIHA6

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    good morning everyone, it's a bright and sunny saturday morning, i've just voted in the federal election, i am walking home, democracy sausage in hand, i am being stalked by the magpie in the tree behind me

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    Where I’m from we don’t shake hands, we violently headbang to the tune of “fruit salad” by The Wiggles.

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