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    Updated on 13 Apr 2019. Posted on 9 Apr 2019

    19 Of The Funniest Tweets From The "Bachelor In Paradise" Premiere

    I'm already exhausted and that was just the first episode.

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    here we gooooo again! #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Such a fascinating concept of reuniting with your ex in 'paradise' when most of us would call that hell #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Channel 10 offering all of Nick's girls a spot in paradise to make up for what he put them through 🤷🏼‍♀️ #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    “I’m Brooke and I’m from Nick Cummins’ season of the bachelor” NO HUN YOU’RE FROM YOUR SEASON OF THE BACHELOR AND THIS IS YOUR ISLAND NOW. #BachelorInParadiseAU @BachParadiseAU

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    Sleep paralysis but it’s just Brittney dancing at the end of your bed #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Two of the girls so far have looked forward to meeting Paddy. Two. Paddy. Two girls with functioning eyes, ears, and vaginas. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    All the Z-listers on #BachelorInParadiseAU acting as if they haven't all been at the same events together for the last six months

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    Please call Paddy a moron again, Billy. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    "Cheers to never speaking of Nick Cummins again" is a sentiment that unites Australia #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Bachelor in paradise is what happens when you try to make a meal out of the depressing leftovers in the fridge #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Watching Bachelor in Paradise and Bill be like.. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Alicia: “I’m not going to be stuck in the commentator role again” Alicia: immediately starts summarising Brooke’s drama #BachelorInParadiseAU

    13.

    Fuck Adani. Just plug Brittney into the grid. Her one woman conga line could power Australia for years. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    14.

    Everyone in Australia to Shannon after she picked Paddy #bachelorinparadiseau

    15.

    Was anyone waiting for Cat to say I'm Cat and I'm from Bali #bachelorinparadiseau

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    Drama castanet player is working hard tonight #BachelorInParadiseAU

    17.

    "Nah, you shut up, like dead set" is something someone just said on this show that we're watching. Let's take a good hard look at ourselves. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    18.

    "stoked" "sick" "jog on" Listening to this conversation makes me smell Lynx body spray for some reason #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Excuse me Richie, WE will decide if we're ready for the grubby details of your break-up. And the producers have told us we're ready tomorrow, so see you then. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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