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    Tonight's "Bachelor In Paradise" Episode Was A Shitshow, So Obviously Here Are The Best Tweets

    Tonight's mood is brought to you by Jules sitting on an inflatable peacock with a margarita in hand.

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    Brittany not giving a fucking and living her best life is a mood #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    There is nothing so pure in a crisis, so consistent, and so utterly reliable, than Brittney being gloriously batshit. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Am I... agreeing with Paddy?? #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    "I have no interest in wasting my time here." Vanessa Sunshine is an ICON and she is much too good for this franchise. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Drinking game: Every time someone says “have a chat”, drink. . . And nooooow you’re dead. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Why isn't this fight unedited with no music? I want the split screen back plz #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    "we've known each other 2 days but I think we need to take a step back" #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Paddy’s relationship in paradise is falling apart!? I don’t throw the word BOMBSHELL around often and I absolutely will not whip it out now. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Guys. The man from the AMERICAN bachelor franchise is saying there's too much drama for one day. the AMERICAN BACHELOR FRANCHISE. I don't think people realise how big a call that is. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Alex's life flashed before her eyes, which meant at some point she saw this again. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Alex B is the voice of reason. The hot, chiselled voice of reason. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Someone needs to tell Rachel that she doesn't own a guy just because she decides she owns a guy #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    I mock the #BachelorInParadiseAU people but trust and believe if you put me on an island with hot boys, booze and sun and I will ABSOLUTELY tell someone I love them and cry on day 1.

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    I'm petitioning to have this as how I get people to leave after rose ceremonies - and I'll be the one doing the jumping. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Wishing Brittney would have just shut down Paddy's monologue by starting a Conga #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    everyone @ paddy #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Can we make a new show.... BrittanyInParadiseAu #bachelorinparadiseau

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    brooke: “all I wanna do is go and have a sleep” relatable #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Brooke: Paddy I'm not interested in you. Paddy: What are these mixed signals you're giving me? #bachelorinparadiseau

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    “5 guys could go home” That honestly sounds... perfect. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Me watching this shitshow #BachelorInParadiseAU

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