1. This indulgent flavour combination, dubbed the Doughnut Iced Latte, that was inspired by Krispy Kreme's iconic Original Glazed Doughnuts and would have tasted bloody delicious.
2. These beautiful, personalised, vulva-shaped candles from Youly that would have supported every stage of your cycle.
3. This "Aussie Remix" sauce featuring coriander and pickle that, according to Deliveroo, would have been the taste combo of our dreams.
4. This "wine-proof" tracksuit from Jimmy Brings, which would have protected us from spills and swills through its unique wine-wicking abilities — all the while looking cute AF.
5. This collaboration between Tim Tam and Vegemite, which I'm honestly mad isn't real because it would have been delicious.
6. This groundbreaking contactless payment system from ME Bank and Volley, which would have taken "footing the bill" to a whole new level.
7. This chocolate sushi dish from Mr Miyagi called the Happy-Mess, which honestly just looks like one big mess and deserves to stay in the April Fools' archives.
8. This brand-new dating app from Rakuten Kobo called "Kobo Booklovers", which would have matched individuals based on their reading preferences — and once again, this is actually a really cool idea that someone needs to make happen.
9. This unique travel option from Webjet called the "Skydive Seat", which would have been incredibly budget-friendly — considering that you depart your flight by simply skydiving off the plane.
10. This interstellar job opportunity from SEEK, which would have offered those looking to take their career to new heights an office seat on Mars.
11. This almighty combination of Skittles and M&M's, which — now that I'm thinking about it — would have tasted like fruity chocolate.
12. This incredibly Australian addition to Heinz's range, which would have boasted baked beans in a rich tomato sauce that have been mixed with Weet-Bix.
13. This environmentally friendly travel option from Beam, which would have given users the opportunity to rent a donkey for hire (mind you, the donkey comes equipped with its own helmet and bell and is trained in the art of pedestrian detection and precision geofencing).
14. This pet-friendly travel experience from Red Balloon, which would have seen man's best friend accompany you on everything from spa dates to paragliding and snorkelling.
15. This flavour combination from Macca's, which would have seen a sweet-and-sour twist on dipping chips in sundaes.
16. This interesting proposal from Subway, which was posted yesterday — so I can't quite figure out if they're pulling our leg or not.
17. These spicy additions to the Nando's range, which would have included body scrubs that would be hard not to lick off your body.
18. This extra-absorbent type of rice from Circles.Life, which would have been a big help anytime you dropped your phone in the loo.
19. And lastly, this iconic building development by Mad Mex, which would have seen a Big Burrito join Australia's list of "Big Things".
