Food·Posted on 2 Jul 202013 Times Americans Disrespected Vegemite And Got Schooled For ItSorry, not sorry.by Isha BassiEntertainment ProducerFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Babes dont threaten me!ghan with a good time @babyouremyqueen listen americans if this is how much vegemite yall are putting on your toast its no wonder yall dont like it 04:07 PM - 24 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 𝙟𝙚𝙨𝙨 @faIseillusions just once, i wish americans would try vegemite the right way like watching them slap a massive chunk on an unbuttered piece of toast makes me wanna reach through my screen & slap them 09:11 AM - 05 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. eIIa @freetimeIive americans who eat vegemite on a spoon and say it’s disgusting don’t deserve rights 02:36 AM - 14 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. kaylee @kaylsjne i feel like i need to make a tutorial on how to eat vegemite correctly and the ratio of butter:vegemite when having in on toast because i’m sick of americans lathering up their bread like it’s fucking NUTELLA 12:12 AM - 08 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐲 🏳️🌈 was ohgodmylarents @armsofahoran waiting for the day when people outside of australia realise that you don’t eat a whole fucking spoon full of vegemite to try it 09:21 PM - 16 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. code morale #ad ☔️ @moralegod I am done with Americans trying vegemite by the fcking spoon. LIKE DAMN SPREAD THAT BITCH OVER SOME FRESH TOAST AND BUTTER OH AND PS, light spread nothing heavy :) u fking weirdos 08:13 AM - 22 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. natalie @definatalie It’s very upsetting that non-Australians eat Vegemite wrong and then are outraged that we eat it. BITCH, PUT IT ON FRESH CRUSTY BREAD WITH A LOT OF BUTTER. 02:16 AM - 22 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎 ♡‘𝚜 𝟻𝚜𝚘𝚜 @smilesforcliffo How many goddamn times do we have to tell y’all Americans that you don’t eat Vegemite or Marmite with a spoon 10:32 AM - 04 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. savanna calton @savannacalton I hate it when Americans try vegemite for the first time. They always put it on a spoon straight up, and say "Ew it's so salty how does anyone eat that" and I'm like UM you know what else is salty: SALT but you dont go eating it on a giant spoon how IRRESPONSIBLE 10:25 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. gamb @ extremely tired and busy @DrewGamblord pet peeve #557: when americans "try vegemite" by eating a spoonful of it like an idiot instead of eating it properly it's not a spread like peanut butter ya drongos it's meant to be used sparingly and diluted with butter. you dont eat salt by the spoonful 03:17 AM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sinéad @grandewcman Every time Americans try vegemite they always use like three spoonfuls on a piece of bread???? Like do you want to hate it???? Why would you do that???? 02:28 PM - 10 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. born to shit forced to wipe @vampscamp The reasons Americans don’t like Vegemite is because when they try it they have a spoonfull/put too much on their bread Vegemiting is a fine and specific art 12:47 AM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🧼 Soap 🧼 @neonbirb Everytime somebody outside of oz “Tries Vegemite for the first time!!” And eats it off a spoon or like a normal toast spread, an Australian dies 09:22 AM - 30 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite FYI for the non-Australians reading this, the best way to eat Vegemite is to get a piece of toast, slather it with butter and then scrape it lightly (emphasis on the LIGHTLY) with Vegemite. @PeterWMurphy1 / Via Twitter: @PeterWMurphy1 Oh, and try adding cheese or avocado. It's delicious!