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    13 Times Americans Disrespected Vegemite And Got Schooled For It

    Sorry, not sorry.

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    listen americans if this is how much vegemite yall are putting on your toast its no wonder yall dont like it

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    just once, i wish americans would try vegemite the right way like watching them slap a massive chunk on an unbuttered piece of toast makes me wanna reach through my screen & slap them

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    americans who eat vegemite on a spoon and say itโ€™s disgusting donโ€™t deserve rights

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    i feel like i need to make a tutorial on how to eat vegemite correctly and the ratio of butter:vegemite when having in on toast because iโ€™m sick of americans lathering up their bread like itโ€™s fucking NUTELLA

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    waiting for the day when people outside of australia realise that you donโ€™t eat a whole fucking spoon full of vegemite to try it

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    I am done with Americans trying vegemite by the fcking spoon. LIKE DAMN SPREAD THAT BITCH OVER SOME FRESH TOAST AND BUTTER OH AND PS, light spread nothing heavy :) u fking weirdos

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    Itโ€™s very upsetting that non-Australians eat Vegemite wrong and then are outraged that we eat it. BITCH, PUT IT ON FRESH CRUSTY BREAD WITH A LOT OF BUTTER.

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    How many goddamn times do we have to tell yโ€™all Americans that you donโ€™t eat Vegemite or Marmite with a spoon

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    I hate it when Americans try vegemite for the first time. They always put it on a spoon straight up, and say "Ew it's so salty how does anyone eat that" and I'm like UM you know what else is salty: SALT but you dont go eating it on a giant spoon how IRRESPONSIBLE

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    pet peeve #557: when americans "try vegemite" by eating a spoonful of it like an idiot instead of eating it properly it's not a spread like peanut butter ya drongos it's meant to be used sparingly and diluted with butter. you dont eat salt by the spoonful

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    Every time Americans try vegemite they always use like three spoonfuls on a piece of bread???? Like do you want to hate it???? Why would you do that????

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    The reasons Americans donโ€™t like Vegemite is because when they try it they have a spoonfull/put too much on their bread Vegemiting is a fine and specific art

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    Everytime somebody outside of oz โ€œTries Vegemite for the first time!!โ€ And eats it off a spoon or like a normal toast spread, an Australian dies

    FYI for the non-Australians reading this, the best way to eat Vegemite is to get a piece of toast, slather it with butter and then scrape it lightly (emphasis on the LIGHTLY) with Vegemite.

    @PeterWMurphy1 / Via Twitter: @PeterWMurphy1

    Oh, and try adding cheese or avocado. It's delicious!