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Posted on 18 Dec 2017

45 Tweets About Aussie TV Shows In 2017 That Had Us Uncontrollably Laughing

2017 – the year that most Australians were captivated by the mystery of who pissed in Jarrod's pot plant.

The Bachelor Australia

1.

Laura: "show me your drawing" Matty: #TheBachelorAU

2.

Finally a romantic date watching a horse piss. #BachelorAU

3.

I'd like to be The Wine Bachelor, where I'm presented with 24 bottles of wine and get to sample all of them before choosing #TheBachelorAU

4.

Omfg this show would be one million times more interesting if Matty wasn't contractually obliged to be a plank of wood #TheBachelorAU

5.

#TheBachelorAU bingo One point for every mention of: -Here for the right reasons -Walls are up -Describing something predictable as surreal

6.

*Sharlene opening with a joke* Knock knock Matty: Who's there? S: Sharlene! M: Who? S: Sharlene!! M: Who? #thebachelorau

7.

Channel 10 giving us low key hints. #TheBachelorAU

8.

I just reckon keep the camel in frame is all. #TheBachelorAU

The Bachelorette Australia

9.

"My seat's going, my seat's gone!" Who said it? A) Sophie Monk B) Several former dual citizen senators C) All of the above #BacheloretteAU

10.

I’m taking bets on what color Jarrod will turn when Sophie inevitably eliminates him. #BacheloretteAU

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"I said send in OSHER not OTTER dammit" #BacheloretteAU

12.

Nobody's addressing the elephant in the room, which is the super-intense giraffe in the room. #BacheloretteAU

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Who will she CHOOSE?! A man worth half a billion dollars or a terrifyingly possessive giraffe who somehow sunburns indoors #BacheloretteAU

15.

"It was me. I pissed in your pot plant" #BacheloretteAU

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HE’S CHEATING ON ME WITH ANOTHER PLANT!! I WAS LEFT AT THE AIRPORT FOR THIS COLOURFUL THING I’M HURT #BacheloretteAU

17.

#BacheloretteAU these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

18.

Apollo: exists Sun: shines Woodland creatures: gather in awe Angel choir: four part harmony #BacheloretteAU

Australian Survivor

19.

Jericho and the Cookies is possibly the greatest duo in Survivor history. #SurvivorAU

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Tara’s kid: how many challenges have u won Mum? Tara: its so good to see u. Tara’s husband: how many? Tara: so good to see u too #SurvivorAU

22.

"Hi, I'm Locky. Do you want to team up with me under my rules so I can vote you out next week?" #SurvivorAU

MasterChef Australia

23.

Four of Australia's greatest chefs yet the very greatest isn't there #masterchefau

24.

Soon someone's just going to tip the entire contents of a Mystery Box directly into an ice cream machine and call it a day. #MasterChefAU

25.

*#MasterChefAu judges approach bench*: You need to calm down. Contestant: Yep. Judges: But hurry up! Contestant: Ok. Judges: Relax m8 wtf?!

26.

Tamara could have cracked opened a packed of Monte Carlos and the judges would have raved. #masterchefau

27.

I remember when the #masterchefau finale was a croquembouche and not... you know... witchcraft.

28.

Diana: "This final is about risks, and making something different." Ben: "So... What ice cream should I make today?" #MasterChefAU

Aria Awards

29.

So Kirin J Callinan flashed his penis. Some call that #arias controversy. I call that Tuesday

30.

#Arias tweets 80% Harry Styles and 20% people demanding to hear The Horses

31.

Communist @genfricker can't wait to see "Daniel Braithwaite"

Logie Awards

32.

international guests always look SO PLEASED to be at the Logies #tvweeklogies

33.

The 'Who's That' of Australian television have gathered at Crown for TV's night of nights

34.

The Logies is a truly wonderful celebration of Australian television that is best experienced sitting in the same chair for around 6 hours.

35.

Don't think I will ever recover from KAK pausing midway through her Hall of Fame speech to order a house white #TVWEEKLogies

Married At First Sight

36.

I miss Deb but I'm sure she's in a better place #9Married

37.

Lauren .. now she had the right idea right from the get go #9married

38.

The moment she realised he 'was not a Polynesian' #9Married

39.

I said it at the start and I'll say it again... #9Married making single people everywhere feel better about themselves

40.

Sharon: What are you doing? Nick: #9Married @MarriedAU

My Kitchen Rules

41.

Alyse could literally burn toast and she'd be like "that's how we like it... cremated like that. We eat it that way." #MKR

42.

With #MasterChefAU going up in talent I'm expecting #MKR to bring in an Octagon and just have people fighting next season...

43.

Josh should be getting his own special dessert tonight #mkr

44.

After that marathon Ep of #MKR I'm trying to work out whether I go to bed or just head off to work now and beat the early morning traffic

45.

#MKR whose interested? Weddings, parties, anything

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