1. This guy who has a fucking videoke in his fucking car:
So the Uber we rode home had karaoke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bigyan po ng incentives si Kuya Edwin! @Uber_PH
UWIAN NA MAY NANALO NA.
2. This Lady Gaga fan:
may pa superbowl halftime rin yung uber ko fam
3. This pun-tastic driver:
UWI NA MAY NANALO NA, IT'S UBER NA
4. This guy who's the perfect epitome of perseverance:
Grabe yung uber driver ko last JANUARY (!!!) hanggang ngayon tinetext ako
5. And this guy who won't let the last centavo go:
GAGO DI KO NAPANSIN HUHU SORRY KUYA UBER
6. This concerned one:
When your uber driver is more concerned about you than your parents
7. And this guy who's like, "YOKO NA PAGOD NA KO."
Uber driver: Ma'am gusto ko umuwi para matulog Me: Same kuya *stops the car* U: ... Me: ... U: Hatid pa ba kita ma'am? Spirit animal q toh
8. This driver who took "nagmahal, nasaktan, magpapayaman," seriously:
When you get into a fight with your Uber driver cos he's being mean but it turns out he's going through a break up.… https://t.co/vTp3YbPAXj
9. The prodigal son:
SHET ANAK KO PALA SI KUYA UBER DI NAMAN ME NAABISUHAN
10. This brilliant songwriter:
Kumakanta yung uber driver ko kanina ng if i could be in jollibee i would order many is-pa-ge-ti HAHAHAHAHAHA
11. This sensitive one:
12. This robot:
Parang robot yung Uber driver ko. Or mahilig magsalita in the 3rd person.
13. And this one who's a little bit extra on car decorations:
Di ko kinaya yung may ubas si kuya uber sa kotse nya
14. This guy who likes to keep you updated:
tinext ko si manong uber kanina kung nasan na sya ngayon lang sya nagreply 😂😂 ge kuya buti at safe kang nakauwi
15. This driver who knows no boundaries:
GUYS??????? GUD PM NAMAN PERO NAKI CR YUNG UBER DRIVER SA BAHAY NAMIN???? AS IN “MAAM DI KO NA KAYA PWEDE MAKI CR?” ???
"I took you home, the least you could do is let me pee IN YOUR HOUSE."
16. This guy who took a chance:
DI KO KINAYA YUNG UBER DRIVER KO NGAYONG GABI HAHA 😂
17. And this guy who's texting style is apparently stuck in the 2000's:
Yung uber driver ng roommate ko, kinabog yung signature ko sa e-mail waw :((((
18. This little one:
Hala baby yung Uber driver ko pano po 'to @Uber
19. This one who probably woke up at the wrong side of the bed:
Ako pa gagawing driver ni kuya uber :(
20. This driver na kinain na ng sistema:
Yung mallate ka na sa school tas si kuya uber ganto pa reply sayo....😓
21. This winner:
Uber Driver: Maam may wifi po ako dito, check nyo na lang po yung password. *tas inabot ni kuya 'tong wifi nya*
22. And this one who texts like your mom:
tangina ka kuya uber nanay ko lang pwede mag k sakin!!!!!! buset
23. This matchmaker:
"May anak ako 17 years old, lalaki pakilala ko siya sayo." -kuya uber. HAHAHAHAHA LT PATAY TAYO DIYAN :--(
May nasakyan ka na, may boypren ka pa.
24. This driver who probably want to take you on a road trip:
Di ko kinaya ang 'tara na' ni kuya uber parang nagyayaya mag roadtrip papuntang tagaytay
25. This emoji abuser:
Kuya uber tho cute naman
26. This driver who doesn't only get you to your destination, but also gives you the life lesson you need:
life lessons from another kuya uber 😩😩💯💯👏🏽👏🏽
27. And lastly.... uhm, God?
Buti pa si kuya uber (alternate caption: I AM GOD)