1. This teleserye scene where Ryza Cenon used a nerf gun as a weapon. GMA 2. And when Sunshine Dizon, her archnemesis and nerf gun target, was so damn scared of it. GMA Girl, it's a fucking nerf gun. 3. And when we found out that the root of the horrifying and extremely violent nerf gun incident is that they wanted the same baby stroller from the same store. GMA Baka naman kasi may stock pa, 'di ba. 4. Ryza Cenon in the same show but this time, using balut as a weapon instead of a nerf gun. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF GMA 5. And this time, too, Sunshine Dizon isn't so scared of it anymore! She's ready to fight back! With her own balut!!!! GUYS!!! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF GMA Peak Philippine TV, tbh. 6. This R-18 movie whose title roughly translates to "water my thirsty lumpia with vinegar." Good Numbers Productions 7. And this one which simply translates to "eggplant." Seiko Films 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 8. Another R-18 movie with the title "Club of Dracula." F.G.O. Film Productions Notice the text "BATUTA" and how they SUBTLY made the letters look like boobs, vaginas, and penises. Nice. 9. This Belo ad that's not-so-low-key fat-shaming. Belo Medical Group 10. Just... everything about this Executive Optical poster. eo-executiveoptical.com 11. This liquor ad that asks, "Have you ever tasted a 15-year-old? filipiknow.net Yeaaaahh, nahhhh. 12. This Rappler illustration that looks like it's got nothing to do with job interviews. Twitter: @rapplerdotcom 13. This defunct teleserye which totally blackfaced a fair-skinned celebrity and portrayed her as someone who's always being bullied. GMA 14. This ad, released by the Presidential Communications Operations Office, that showed full support on Martial Law against extremist groups. PCOO 15. This BDO ad that made us choose between loving the environment and having some damn time to ourselves because, apparently, you can't have both. coconuts.co 16. This show, aptly titled Face-to-Face, whose basic premise is to make people have beef with each other, well, fight. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF TV5 17. And finally, this Alec Bovick song titled "Gusto ko ang Nota." youtube.com Nota = dick.