20 Things You'll Only Get If You're Dating A Filipina
She's not actually mad, she's just making tampo.
You get unlimited supply of the good stuff.
But you also have to go through the not-so-good stuff AKA her uncontrollable enthusiasm for videoke.
When you're with her, you'll never get hungry.
In fact, whenever you visit their house, her mom cooks food enough to feed an entire country.
And her dad always makes you tagay some beer even if you're not in a drinking mood.
And when you go with her on a family reunion, it felt like you were being introduced to the whole population of China.
And you can't actually tell Tito Boy and Tito Bong apart.
But you'll always remember her Tita Baby because she's the one who keeps on telling you to eat.
"Pssst!" is one of her terms of endearments for you.
And half the time, you don't know what she wants because she uses her lips to point them out.
You always find yourself carrying an extra bag full of pasalubong whenever you go out of town together.
But it also means you'll always get pasalubong every time she goes out without you.
You get nervous every time she craves for manggang hilaw.
You wonder who she's texting, only to find out she's making chismis with her friends.
And even if you dont care about it at first, you eventually find yourself invested in all the juicy chismis.
You know she's mad when she starts saying "hay naku!"
And you know you're in deep shit when she responds with "TSK!"
It's rough when she's making tampo.
But be good to her and it's not hard to make her suyo.
Because she loves you more than she loves adobo.
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