1. The Philippines’ ambassador to the UN who apparently hates our native language. Twitter: @jaesoon 2. The Philippines’ ambassador to the UN (yup, same guy) who doesn’t have anything bad to say about the holocaust. Twitter: @katestrophic_ 3. The Philippines’ ambassador to the UN (yup!!! same guy!!!) who “joked” about the Maute group and the terrible things that’s been happening in Marawi. Twitter: @MillennialOfMNL 4. The son of a former president and dictator who apparently couldn’t answer a simple question. Twitter: @mrsunlawyer 5. A Malacañang palace executive who probably needs to fact check before posting things on social media. Twitter: @alfonsaurus_rex Twitter: @alfonsaurus_rex 6. This celebrity who’s got something to say about Filipino’s reactions to Donald Trump winning the US elections. Twitter: @mikopagaduan 7. This actor/senator who probably spends his time searching for his name on Twitter. Twitter: @MillennialOfMNL 8. This politician who’s probably just concerned about our health, but expressed it in the most sinister way for Filipinos. Twitter: @Jaollibee 9. This actor/model who expressed how he wouldn’t date Taylor Swift because “she’s a little crazy.” Twitter: @MillennialOfMNL 10. The Presidential Communications Operations Office Assistant Secretary who seems to be allergic to, uhm, communication and discourse. Twitter: @theklmanuel 11. This senator who’s known to be an advocate for women’s rights but kept mum about her presidential candidate’s sexist quips. Twitter: @queertastically 12. This senator who doesn’t want anybody policing how he does his damn job. Twitter: @vinceliban 13. This actress/mom/all-around scary tita who probably couldn’t follow her own advice. Twitter: @hindurupot / ABS CBN 14. This governor who’s just too tired of students asking for class suspension. Twitter: @mertenpener C’mon guys, give him a break. 15. This actor who’s probably new to gay Twitter. Twitter: @loullipap 16. This heartthrob who unfortunately, doesn't want to be called "daddy." :( Twitter: @edisonprovido / Cosmo 17. This Sexbomb dancer and, tbh, goddess, who doesn’t like it when people spread fake news about her. Twitter: @TheIronPat 18. This news account who just made a damn typo, damn it. Twitter: @cluelesster 19. And another news account who made a grave—but very common—Filipino grammar mistake. Twitter: @ijcasilom Confusing naman talaga. :( 20. This donut shop who’s the best at making chocobutternut goodies, but probably needs more work on checking what they post on social media. Twitter: @lazurite___ 21. These guys who won’t always be your baby, sorry. Twitter: @lordnicolas_ 22. This international actor who probably needs to learn how to properly accept criticism. Twitter: @noelledeg 23. And finally, this noontime show who just wants to keep things secret. Twitter: @offofunofficial LET THEM LIVE.