1. CRS/Systemone, Y U DO DIS?
2. Why are there no more slots for that one subject I am IN DIRE NEED OF TAKING THIS SEMESTER?
3. Ilang units ka?
4. What is this ‘sleep’ you speak of? Nakakain ba ‘yun?
5. How’s [insert name of professor here]?
6. If I pray to a supreme being, will it lessen the chance of me having to do prerog?
8. No such thing as too much isaw, right?
9. And cup noodles for dinner… why am I not surprised?
10. Will anybody notice if I don’t take a bath today?
11. Why the HELL do I have to wear shoes? Puwede bang tsinelas na lang?
12. *witnesses the oblation run* I think I know him. Do you know him?
13. Any chance the Fighting Maroons will win the game today? LOL who am I kidding?
14. Could anybody help me with this subject? Please, anyone?
15. Should I write my paper and review for my three exams or literally just die a peaceful death?
16. Isn’t this supposed to be group work? Bakit ako lang gumagawa?
17. The final grades are out! Am I emotionally ready for this?
19. Don’t I deserve at least a passing grade?
21. I was the smartest student back in high school, what the hell happened?
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