1. CRS/Systemone, Y U DO DIS?

2. Why are there no more slots for that one subject I am IN DIRE NEED OF TAKING THIS SEMESTER?
Hello. McDonald's? Yes. Pa-deliver ako ng slots sa CRS please. Kahit wala nang drinks. Thanks.
3. Ilang units ka?
"Complete units ako! Ikaw ilang units ka this sem?" #systemone
4. What is this ‘sleep’ you speak of? Nakakain ba ‘yun?
#IskoProblems Non-Isko: Uy ang ganda ng panaginip ko! Isko: Buti ka pa natulog -___-

5. How’s [insert name of professor here]?
6. If I pray to a supreme being, will it lessen the chance of me having to do prerog?
Ang pinakahinihintay ng lahat: Teacher's prerogative! #ISKOproblems
7. Pila na naman?!
8. No such thing as too much isaw, right?
Team no ligo earlier at Mang Larry's, UP Diliman! 🐷
9. And cup noodles for dinner… why am I not surprised?

10. Will anybody notice if I don’t take a bath today?
Start na ng classes. Next year na ulit maliligo =) #IskoProblems @OverheardAtUP
11. Why the HELL do I have to wear shoes? Puwede bang tsinelas na lang?
12. *witnesses the oblation run* I think I know him. Do you know him?
Did you know? University of the Philippines fraternity members run naked once a year http://t.co/zRaBa73AH2
13. Any chance the Fighting Maroons will win the game today? LOL who am I kidding?
No. :(
14. Could anybody help me with this subject? Please, anyone?
#ahahahahaha! math 11 pa lang yan. paano pa kaya kung math 17 o math 54? lol #narinigkosaUP #overheardatUP ☺
15. Should I write my paper and review for my three exams or literally just die a peaceful death?
My bed's view! #acadspamore #RubyPH prolongs UPLB Hellweek 😖
16. Isn’t this supposed to be group work? Bakit ako lang gumagawa?
17. The final grades are out! Am I emotionally ready for this?
Grabe talaga si doc r "@isabestial: It's more fun in #uplb #finalgrade 😭 "
18. Ugh, why did I ever study in UP?
19. Don't I deserve at least a passing grade?
Sa lahat ng #UPLB students, good luck ngayong #FinalsWeek. May the TRES be ever in your favor #Day1 #KapitLang #60Pls
20. How many years am I supposed to be in college again?
#ISKOproblems
21. I was the smartest student back in high school, what the hell happened?
Valedictorian ka nga, ulit ka naman ng Math53. Wala din! Wahahaha. @mangiegigil @arkitek_lea #IskoProblems