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Can You Get Through This Post Without Being Sexually Attracted To Halo-Halo?

Sweetly NSFW.* *Not actually, but still sinful, maybe.

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Psst. You know what would taste so good right now?

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Oh, yessss. You know you want to bury your face deep in a glass of this sweet, cold, creamy delight.

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Look at how these ice shavings carelessly stuff themselves into a cup of complex ingredients. Look at them. LOOK AT THEM FALL.

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Its tall, milky stature begs for a touch from your tongue. Won't you give it a chance. Oh, won't you?

D'yos ko... Look at this plump and juicy confetti of sweetened fruits and jellies.

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They just wanna be on top...

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...or at the bottom. It doesn't matter. Basta, YOU take control. ;)

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Look at these naughty little beans patiently but very eagerly waiting for their turn to be scooped out.

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Boy, are they gorgeous or what?

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DAT SYRUP THO.

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*HEAVY BREATHING*

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Look at these bananas swimming in a thick, sweet syrup. LORD, 'DI KO NA KAYA.

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These white, pure macapuno shavings... Mmhmmm...

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Now watch this purple yam get spooned how it deserves to be spooned.

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Oh yesss bathe that bad boy with milk. SIGE PA. SIGE. PA.

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Now look at this leche flan, wantonly glistening with desire.

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Look at the perfectly imperfect fucker with all its holes and shit.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgZ1Um4YqII

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.

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You make me happy, halo-halo.

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SO. FUCKING. HAPPY.

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Don't ever stop.

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