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What's More Expensive Than Tickets To Madonna's Philippine Concert?

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Three days/two nights at a private island in Boracay for two.
    Via shangri-la.com
    Three days/two nights at a private island in Boracay for two.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's concert costs around P58,000 while tour packages offer a three-day-two-night stay at Shangri-La Resort and Spa for only P21,362.

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Eight 50L kegs of San Miguel Pale Pilsen
    Via smbdelivers.com
    Eight 50L kegs of San Miguel Pale Pilsen
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Throwing the best beer party costs only P35,952.

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    One semester at Ateneo de Manila University
    Via ateneo.edu
    One semester at Ateneo de Manila University
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Get a college education from one of the finest universities in the country for at least P54,545 per semester.

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    A corgi puppy shipped from another country
    Via Twitter: @emergencypuppy
    A corgi puppy shipped from another country
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have a new cutie pie best friend for only P37,400 (inclusive of shipping fee).

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    A sari-sari store pangkabuhayan showcase
    Via loamejan.hubpages.com
    A sari-sari store pangkabuhayan showcase
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Everybody's favorite tambayan can be yours for as low as P25,000!

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    A three-bedroom apartment in the city
    Via freeads.ph
    A three-bedroom apartment in the city
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's concert can cover at least three months of your rent.

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Four nights at Dos Palmas Resort & Spa in Palawan
    Via dospalmas.com.ph
    Four nights at Dos Palmas Resort & Spa in Palawan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Enjoy a beach villa at this private island for only P46,950 for two persons.

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    40-year-old Elvis Presley-worn concert scarf
    Via ebay.ph
    40-year-old Elvis Presley-worn concert scarf
    Via ebay.ph
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This authentic and unwashed King of Rock n' Roll scarf costs P45,653 on eBay.

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Waist liposuction at Belo Medical Group
    Via Twitter: @beiobeauty
    Waist liposuction at Belo Medical Group
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No more pudgy tummy for only P33,600.

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    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Via cnnphilippines.com
    An SVIP ticket to Madonna's Rebel Heart Tour in the Philipipnes
    Birthday party at Jollibee
    Via jollibeeparty.com
    Birthday party at Jollibee
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Langhap sarap birthday blasts in Jollibee costs only P35,680. Every child's dream, tbh.

What's More Expensive Than Tickets To Madonna's Philippine Concert?

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