19 Things Filipino Moms Say When They're Mad At You
"Kapag 'yan nakita ko, makikita mo!"
Whenever something—anything—bad happens:
When you ask her if she's seen that thing you were looking for:
When you still can't find it so you ask her for help, but instead she gives you a riddle:
And when you realize you've been holding that thing all along:
So she goes on with the sermon you never really signed up for:
When you and your siblings get into a fight and you think she'd stop you, but instead:
When she's asking for an explanation but you can't talk because 1. she's too scary, and 2. di ka makasingit sa kanya:
And then when you finally speak up:
And then she goes on with the hypothetical questions:
You don't know if she's daring you or not:
When you ask her for money for a "school project."
And then she goes on reminiscing the old times:
When she's so mad she becomes philosophical:
A little too philosophical sometimes:
And then she starts with the metaphors:
When she states the obvious:
When she gives you a reality check:
When she can't let you live:
And finally, you know you're really fucked when she does what every child fears:
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