19 Of The Most Ridiculous Conyo Sentences Ever

    Pak pak pak, like that!

    1. "Manong, para lang d'yan sa may side."

    2. "Mej hassle naman this rain."

    3. "Ano, bro? Valk later? G?"

    4. "Wait, dinner lang ako with the fambam."

    5. "Which car am I gonna take today kaya?"

    6. "It's like... Parang... And stuff... 'Di ba?"

    7. "Don't make tusok sa fishball muna, it's not lutong yet."

    8. "Pweds ka ba later?"

    9. "Why naman like that?"

    10. "I'm super tired na."

    11. "Ugh, there's no parking space pa. Eh, I'm late na nga."

    12. "Duuuude/Tsong/Pareeee I'm on my way na."

    13. "It's like, super intense talaga. As in gruhbeh."

    14. "I'll make paalam pa. You know naman my dad is strict, eh."

    15. "You're, like, sooooo tagal ha."

    16. "Make it quick lang ha?"

    17. "What's [deep Filipino word]?"

    18. "I'm not conyo kaya!"

    19. "What's wrong with being conyo ba?"

    Nothing's wrong with you naman, hunbun.

    🍢 🍡 Keep slaying and making tusok-tusok the fishballs! 🍢 🍡