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19 Of The Most Ridiculous Conyo Sentences Ever

Pak pak pak, like that!

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1. "Manong, para lang d'yan sa may side."

"Wait, I'll make tabi the jeep lang." - Manong
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"Wait, I'll make tabi the jeep lang." - Manong

2. "Mej hassle naman this rain."

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Mej magpayong ka kasi.

3. "Ano, bro? Valk later? G?"

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4. "Wait, dinner lang ako with the fambam."

Just na nga, lang pa.
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Just na nga, lang pa.

5. "Which car am I gonna take today kaya?"

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6. "It's like... Parang... And stuff... 'Di ba?"

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7. "Don't make tusok sa fishball muna, it's not lutong yet."

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8. "Pweds ka ba later?"

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9. "Why naman like that?"

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10. "I'm super tired na."

11. "Ugh, there's no parking space pa. Eh, I'm late na nga."

12. "Duuuude/Tsong/Pareeee I'm on my way na."

13. "It's like, super intense talaga. As in gruhbeh."

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14. "I'll make paalam pa. You know naman my dad is strict, eh."

15. "You're, like, sooooo tagal ha."

16. "Make it quick lang ha?"

Make tusok-tusok the quick-quick.
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Make tusok-tusok the quick-quick.

17. "What's [deep Filipino word]?"

18. "I'm not conyo kaya!"

19. "What's wrong with being conyo ba?"

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Nothing's wrong with you naman, hunbun.

🍢 🍡 Keep slaying and making tusok-tusok the fishballs! 🍢 🍡

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